|Reviews for My Immortal|
| The Borthday Gir chapter 6 . 3/8
Is it just me, or is everyone in Hogworts a goffic vampire. It makes me sad.
| hi thessa chapter 2 . 3/7
no dont f*** me
| ravensandrats chapter 1 . 3/6
Aw the memories. XD I remember reading this a long time ago. I laughed so hard even if I was only like 7 or 8. I still can't come to terms with the fact that this might be real. I mean who is that stupid... O.o Oh she's depressed and dresses like a goth, no way in hell is she a Mary Sue... What the literal fuck... Oh an its totally normal for Dumbledore to say Motherfuckers because he has a headache... yeah totally normal man. XD
This just is such a piece of work, seriously I think it should be published once then put in a museum. I still see so many references to this today. I'm just glad I wasn't THIS bad. Sure I wrote your overall depressed character who cut or was abused, or followed the crowd and wrote what was 'in' but I never had a Mary Sue this bad I don't think, or at least I hope not. XD Oh Jashin this is to fucking hilarious. The quote 'Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.' will forever stick with me. Hell I'm probably even explain my first time to my friends like that. XD 'Yep, then put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time! lulz amzig rit! Then I went home and kut my rists cause i wsa sad he wsa goine and studf.'
| 16-ZippY-16 chapter 11 . 3/4
Seriously... This... I can't even...
I know I might seem like a bit of a hypocrite for being sickened by this "story"...
After all, I've grown a lot since I joined this site, but when I first came here my stories were shit. I insulted anyone who tried to critique them and I complained about Mary Sues, being utterly blind to the fact that my own characters were all un-original and boring.
...I deleted all those stories. I've only posted one new story since then. I think it's OK at the moment, but in a couple of years I'll probably hate it and cringe about the stuff I'm doing and saying right now.
The thing is, I do hate this story. I love it, too. Some things are so bad they're works of art. But I think anyone who has even a rough understanding of the English language deserves to feel repulsed when they read this. Practically everyone I know could remake this and make it 1000 times better. So when I feel like crap about my writing and don't want to post it on the Internet, I think "people might hate it and it might be stupid, but at least I'm not Tara," and that makes me happy again.
So yeah... Sorry for the weird, vaguely nonsensical review but it's 4:00 am and I have the flu. So don't expect my brain to be working in an completely functional manner. :)
| Ahahahaha chapter 2 . 3/4
This fan fiction is an abomination, but I've actually seen worse. There are many more Mary Sue fan fictions out there, all of them just as hilariously bad as this. Just take a look at most TMNT fan fiction. That fandom is swarming with Mary Sues. OVERFLOWING WITH THEM.
| The Weird Person chapter 8 . 3/4
It's actually pretty hilarious how half of the people insulting Tara's spelling can't even spell properly themselves.
| Dobby chapter 8 . 3/3
...D-Dobby is not liking the story, miss. Dobby is crying in corner while reviewing chapter.
| Human Being chapter 11 . 3/3
Wait... This is real? I thought this was a joke like, someone decided to write the worst fanfiction in the world...
| 16-ZippY-16 chapter 6 . 3/3
who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong?)
Yes. Yes it is spelt wrong.
| simsperson56 chapter 11 . 3/2
I finaly finishd dis stori. Ow. My hed. Cant u see how muh dis stori mesed up my spelin?
| simsperson56 chapter 5 . 3/2
How did she get five good reviews?
| DarkFoxBurn chapter 4 . 3/2
Why did people troll this? Its soooooooo Fake, nobody is this retarded and bad at writing. It was probably some 30 year old guy doing it for fun. I cant get past the fourth chapter its making me hurt XD
| FlameThePanda chapter 2 . 3/1
This is so awful! Just reading the first paragraph makes me feel stupid. Writing fanfiction that are this bad should be illegal.
| Aisling chapter 1 . 3/1
I have literally no words. That's why I'm going to clump together a bunch of reviews into one big one. I will include credit to each reviewer
LETS. GET. STARTED.
Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha haHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[casually opens window]
[proceeds to fling said laptop out the window]
[burns its smashed remains]
Wow this has to be the dumbest dumbshit fanfic writer ever. Did she even go to school? Or actually SPELL WHEN SHE IS TALKING HELL IT MIGHT EVEN EARN HER A SHARD OF DIGNATY. Also the dark lord does not speak using thee and thou and such accents to his voice. This is a Mary Sue no matter what the hell she says. She gets all the boys, Is beautiful beyond measure, Has a long and complacated name, also she never explained why the hell she... Cuts herself. *shivers* To summarize this is shitty writing and I hope this author never attempts to continue her career in this field.
HOW ABOUT A DICTIONARY (get it, 'cause i'm SMART)
And Serious is Harry's GODFATHER! YOU DIDN'T READ THE BOOKS, SO FUCK U POSER! YOU ARE A PREP! AND SATANISM IS NOT A RELIGION WHERE YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL! (or dance in goats blood) AND GOTHIC IS A TERM WHERE CHURCHES LET IN MORE LIGHT! THIS IS TERRIBLE! MY 5-YAER -OLD COUSIN CAN MAKE BETTER STORIES THAN THIS! I BET YOU WEAR FRILLY PINK DRESSES AND SING A LONG TO JUSTIN BIEBER! GO TO SCHOOL! READ YOUR WORK! I NEED A TEAM OF SCIENTIST TO TRANSLATE THIS SHIT.
I can't even explain words for this story. It's a massive pile of misspelled words and characters that aren't even from the series (yes, they are that out of character) it was a good laugh though.
Fu**ing preps. Omg I'm dying. This story was horrid.
By the way I think the person who wrote this story is writing positive reviews as guests. But I just can tell that it's her. Her spelling just gives it away
( Example )
By mostfaalsnosy (probably Tara)
thisstiory was good YOU HATER MORONS!11!
TARA s the best fanfic autheur you are just jelus of her.
btw bennett the sage and the nostalgia critci suck ass talentless moron without talnet.
Oh man, I'm so glad this is back. Too bad all the half-million (no exaggeration) reviews are gone, though - they were as good or better than the actual fic. The best ones were the complaints about spelling. Seriously, if SPELLING is what you think is wrong with this fic then... well, there are no words to describe what that means...
By: My Name's Not Im
Masticating? Lupin was chewing to a video of her bathing?
What the hell is this crap? I know you didn't write this, but this story is just terrible xD
To get the most fun out of this and less brain damage, just read the A/N.
As Gigguk so eloquently puts it, "What the hell is this sh*t? What the hell is that sh*t?"
Good job. People are so incredibly terrified of her threat to discontinue the mangled mess that she calls a plot that OF COURSE they'll stop criticizing it.
By 221B Bakery Street
I feel like "Professor McGoggle" says all the lines that are basically our reactions to the story. XD
By Princess Of Flames
I am afraid to announce that some idiot writer is making a Percy Jackson version of this story with the same plot and ridiculous spelling and grammar called:
Rubi emerald amethyst sapphire at camp half blud
Its so... Horrid
By White Morticia
BEWARE! VOLDEMORT IN HIGH HEELS! Scary stuff... *shudders*
I didn't use all reviews BUT that is what I have
| Draco Malfoy chapter 11 . 3/1
My father will hear about this!