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where's the brain bleach?

I couldn't understand ONE word of this chickenscratch.

Oh god... My favorite line of all time: "I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off." Alrighty then.

But then I was like...No. No. No. Don't you dare even BRING Billie Joe into this. DON'T YOU DARE!

"if I'm a homophone"? why yes, I am certainly a homoPHONE. -_-

I agree its so bad i cant get past the first few words

I loOOooOooooOove luv trIangall between Harry an Draco!11 I'm soooooO exited 4 da new chptas!1 fangs lots!

I'm so turned on.

AWW SHIIIT.

This is so fucking funny, I swear.

can't believe you posted this on ff again. i really need to brainwash myself or something. maybe ill go and "crookshanks" myself

I don't even know what to say, about this. - I have a god damn headache. This story makes me want to barf rainbows, and paint some fucking Unicorn.

Just, damn.

I'm going to just, cry at how stupid and frustrating this story is, and bleach my brain. /With/ something worth reading.

This is shame, and ugh. I have no words, really. None.

Out of all the words for a dick, the author chose "boy's thingy". WTF? I can't resume reading... and I desperately need asprin. God, even kindergarteners know more about Harry Potter than the sad pathetic piece of life who wrote this.

haha that was definetly a secret message to the government regarding some sort of future bombing :D i have no idea what half these words are! :D and im giving up on japanese now because of this Tara girl. "Kawai?" REALLY? D: NO. i love that she calls herself goffik and then says the words like "totally" and "omfg" and so cute in fucking japanese. -_- FAVOURITE FANFIC EVER.

lolwat? dafuq did I just read... I cannot believe I made it this far. I mean... seriously. this is the worst piece of literature (if you can call it that) I have ever read... or decoded. because I really couldn't understand 99% of the things she wrote. I quite enjoyed Snaketail though... she didn't just spell it wrong. She got the animal wrong. and changed the name of the characters half way through... and added a character named Willow. Who the fuck is Willow?

This story literally corrupted my mind and for a whole day I refused to write anything because I was afraid this would bleed into my writing and I would be forever scarred. Then I spent the next week reading as much good fanfiction as I could to heal my brain, because that is how mentally damaging this fanfiction is.

At the same time, I've read it multiple times since (my reaction is not as bad as the first, thank goodness) and it's perfect for a really hard laugh when I need it.

I always laugh at her author notes.. especially the ones like "Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok." It just... ahhh.

Certainly makes me feel good about my writing, at least. I certainly understand what it's like to have haters now.. oh my goodness gracious. I can't even.

Bravo. You have created a mesterpeice. Kee on the guuf work!

My favorite spell this gofik uses? Crookshanks.