|Reviews for Abraham Lincoln, Sparkly Teenage Vampire Hunter|
| HACKMEHPLES chapter 2 . 4/13
| Tigerwolflover chapter 2 . 3/23/2014
That is too funny to me
| ABEXEDWARD chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
This is literally my favorite fanfiction ever written 3
| cottoncandyflavorednachos chapter 2 . 6/22/2013
HahahahHahaha, this is hilarious, my two favorite things, making fun of twilight, and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!
| SwordMasterZ chapter 2 . 2/8/2013
wahbI wonted to see abe dust edward. Who makes no positive contrabution to society however. i mean at least Edwards sire/Father is a Doctor for crying out loud.
| White Drakim 13 chapter 2 . 1/6/2013
But, I expected him to die.
. Why did he not?
| White Drakim 13 chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
I agree with the dreaded words...
But, as I always told my friends at school...
"If we have Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter, along with the other vampire hunters, then Edward cullen can die and there will be no more sparkly vampires, and Jacob can live with Bella or whatever the pale girl is."
BUT EDWARD CULLEN MUST DIE, FOR HE INSULTS THE ECONOMY WITH SPARKLES OF GLITTER.
| ADalekWhovian chapter 2 . 11/19/2012
I'm laughing do hard right now! This is so good!
| ADalekWhovian chapter 1 . 11/19/2012
Hehe! Best book evah! Edward needs to die! :D
| mdizzle chapter 2 . 10/14/2012
Spider monkey lol
| Kuroneko388 chapter 2 . 7/26/2012
No don't tell me you're ending this and letting the sparkly fairy live! For shame. A true anti-twilight would find some way to destroy him. I hear he's vulnerable to fire. :D
Maybe have Abe kill him after he's a vampire? Something please T_T
Tho I will respect your choice grudgingly if you decide not to :/
| Quijanodeoro chapter 2 . 7/11/2012
This, oh, this.
How about Abraham Lincoln vs Barnabas Collins? Ehehehehe, I'd very much like to read such battle.
| MiyukiShinodaMindFreak chapter 2 . 7/8/2012
I love this. But if only the Cullen guy was dead. O.O
| GSYH chapter 2 . 6/21/2012
Wait a minute, so Bella is her own grandmother?
No wait, that isn't right, oh god, nothing is right at all!
| GSYH chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Edward Cullen has never heard of surgical knives, or window cutting tools, or beer openers for that matter.
/He just watched, all through the night./