Reviews for What Happens in Seattle
missmelly chapter 1 . 6/24
kiwihipp chapter 1 . 7/22/2014
That was just totally a hoot! Jessica getting her own back and not even scoring a lay! Poor Aro, I am sure he'd never imagined the pain!
qhrciskrpc chapter 1 . 11/7/2013
you don't like jess. do you?
Neo27pz chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
:-) :-) ;-)
jacck chapter 1 . 4/27/2012
LMAO! Classic! I loved every line. Best portrayal of clueless Jessica Ive read.
msmargo chapter 1 . 3/21/2012
hilarious. you should write more humor...found you after reading gemgirl's new work in progress. i've never read t-rated fanfiction, but i'll certainly give yours a shot.
Saydonee chapter 1 . 11/3/2011
funny :)
lovepath chapter 1 . 10/7/2011
Tee-hee. At least Jessica found something amusing to do with her evening. But poor Aro! Promiscuity will never be his thing. I always suspected that the mind reading was at least part of why Edward remained a virgin so long.

BTW, are you on the Lex? Cause on our gutter thread, baking is our PG-13 euphemism for what Jessica was doing.
ALineInTheSand chapter 1 . 4/10/2011
Amazing and so funny!

-Bella :)
Room340C chapter 1 . 4/4/2011
My grandmother's Norwegian cook wielded one mean marble rolling pin. She was from a little northern town called (wait for it) Climax. Good going, Carson!
jmolly chapter 1 . 4/4/2011
You slay me. In a good way. Thanks for the laugh :D
Karen50 chapter 1 . 4/4/2011
In regards to 'What Happens in Seattle', I like 'Morning'.
Jennmbkd chapter 1 . 4/3/2011
Oh that's just awful! But oh so hilarious!