Reviews for North, South, East and West
Sapphire363 chapter 1 . 6/12
Noo! They have to fight over the BRAND of beer now! My dad (Queenslander) and grandad (from Victoria) are always arguing over this! Grandad wants Victoria Bitter, or VB, dad says that VB stands for "Vomit Bombs". Then dad starts talking about xxxx, then grandad says it's called four x because Queenslanders can't spell "beer", then dad says it's because we export it to Victoria, and Victorians can't read "beer"!

Great story though, really funny!
AnneMary chapter 1 . 9/28/2015
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious - I loved it! Even if you could sort of tell it was written by a Victorian. But not much. It was great.

My only problem is right at the end, where WA said "if you'd let me (become a separate country)" to Australia. Actually, it's not Australia that's the problem. WA actually had a successful referendum yonks ago, like you said, and although the rest of Australia mightn't like it, I think we'd let WA go free if they really wanted (although, as a South Australian, I'd want to go with them). Actually, what stopped WA becoming independent back in the 30s was that Federation was an act of British parliament, and therefore only another act of British parliament can change any aspect thereof... and British parliament refused to let the bill for Western Australian independence pass. (Oh, the joys of having a sibling doing Year 12 Politics and Legal Studies...)

Oh, also, both Burra and Coober Pedy, both in South Australia, have (or had at one time) people living in dugouts, so... yeah. I don't know if they do that in the NT, too, but Burra once had 1/4 of its population living in a riverbank, and today most of Coober Pedy is underground, including a couple of churches slash popular tourist sites. Maybe that news segment was talking about Coober Pedy?
insane is normal chapter 1 . 8/5/2014
I am aussie toooo and from Melbourne! Some of the points you made there were so true.
Vic so is the capital of food, fashion and sporting capital! I mean footy came from Vic.
Although I don't mind most of NSW (mostly cause half my family lives there) only Sydney.
Poor poor Canberra :( I have a fem australia charters that is called Canberra cause its the capital and everyone is constantly calling her Sydney cases I am guessing that what most people would think is the capital of oz cause it's the most 'touristy'

Any way I am done! Good job. The states should meet the countries! That would be good :D
GeekyGenius chapter 1 . 6/16/2014
You forgot state of origin between QLD and NSW. They are massive rivals over that and other stuff but also can be really good mates and generally help each other out.
SurroundedByMyOwnMisanthropy chapter 1 . 12/14/2013
As a Canberran I found the nobody even knows The ACT exists section hilariously true and accurate, although people here have a habit of mocking the Queensland and New South Wales hatred of each other, but we also pick on NSW quite a bit for being full of bogans, especially Queanbeyan. Slightly disappointed there were no 'a dingo ate my baby!' jokes for the western states
FlyingFyreFlye chapter 1 . 9/23/2012
Haha, this is brilliant, I love it! Although, I am from SA and I'd just like to say (no offence) that we dislike Victorian's almost as much as NSW does, although I think that's mostly due to football rivalry...
Also, the reason South Aussies have 'posher' accents (I read someone say it in a review) is because we're the only state that wasn't settled by convicts. I guess all those posh British governors and whatnots kind of left their imprint...
But really, I think you've pretty much got the whole state-rivalry bang on and I greatly enjoyed reading this :D
MellyMonster chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
LOL! this is great, and so hilarious because it's true.

I'm also from Vic and yes, i do have an irrational dislike towards Sydney(well NSW in general).

And everything just makes sense, main point, this is awesome
DriftingXDreamer chapter 1 . 7/21/2011
This... Is... HILARIOUS!

I'm from Tassie and I cracked up so bad when she got bagged out with the whole incest joke, priceless XD
Desdemona chapter 1 . 7/19/2011
...well this is insulting. I'm a west aussie with queenslander accentenglish accent s no-one undestand what I say.
Emii chapter 1 . 6/20/2011
... You are my hero for writing this. owo
Random Aussie chapter 1 . 6/20/2011
That was probably the best fanfic I'd ever read. You depicted the stereotypes so well. I'm a sandgroper, and the only thing wrong was that Inbred Tassie jokes are basically unheard of in WA. Just thought I'd point that out... Anyway, I loved it!
eryv chapter 1 . 5/11/2011
YAY! A story about Australia :3

Although I'd never heard about the NSW/VIC rivalry before... I don't feel anything bad towards you guys :/

And would imagine SA being stuck up- have you HEARD their accents? They're british or something D:

But I really loved this :3 Australia needs more attention.
Silvermoon of Forestclan chapter 1 . 4/28/2011
So true (about Queensland being the worst). I'm a Canberra girl and Sydney girl. I can't believe people from other countries forget about Canberra and think Sydney's the Capitol!

Actually, I don't think I've actually heard anything bad about SA. It's only the Toads and the Mexicans. Oh! And the inbreds down in Tasmania.

*laughs at NSW* We're nearly NSW except for a few things. One of which is we don't have to do hours to get our Ps. We just have to pass the driving test.

Poor, poor Australia.

It was a fun read!

Kiri Ame chapter 1 . 4/18/2011
...I love this XD

Yay for Queenslanders and our bogan-ness! At least we still have the Gold Coast. Drunk teenagers... Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
XxDreamingOfDisneyxX chapter 1 . 4/15/2011
O.M.G You just made my whole holiday better! This was just plain epic! Wow this is like spot on! I'm a South Australian so I hope for your sake, you never meet in real life... LOL Just kidding around... NT,WA Aand Tassie don't get much recognition do they? And poor ACT, its never gotton anything good to say about it how is it now? Oh yes and SA needs it water from the Murray so yeah would you mind? Anyway epic story and I really enjoyed it! This defiantly going to be my fav story for the day! Keep up the great work! Oh and another reason South Australians don't like your Victorians? YOU. STOLE,THE, ! Give it back... LOL

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