Reviews for Is Draco Malfoy a Git?
Julivadi chapter 1 . 9/9/2017
It is simply Perfect. Beautifully described, wittily written and extremely funny. It makes me wish to have been a juror and have to sit through a deliciously entertaining trial. The only thing missing is the verdict and the reaction of the plaintiff and defendant. Although, the one in my imagination will have to be sufficient.
I just love your stories. I am trying to read every single one of them. Please forgive me if I don't comment on every one, but rest assured I am enjoying my journey through the whole collection.
dreamflower02 chapter 1 . 2/23/2017
LOL! I think the jury should find Ron guilty just for the fun of fining him half a Knut.

I also would love to overhear the jury's deliberations.
TinyHermioneMe chapter 1 . 10/12/2016
I basically cracked up and spent the whole story laughing out (not so loud, or I'd wake the whole building). Ingenious, hilarious, simply brilliant! And why wouldn't it fit with the rest?
Prince Pondincherry chapter 1 . 4/22/2016
Ah, I was wondering why there was one story not on the list. Still really funny, though. "You-Know-Lord-Riddle-Thingy"! Snort!
Sean Foley chapter 1 . 4/15/2016
I consider this to be part of your universe, because it fits nicely with Knavery.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/20/2015
Interestingly agitated embonpoint. Well okay then.
Triscribe chapter 1 . 7/18/2015
/amused snort
It may be daft, but it's hilarious!
Geordie James chapter 1 . 5/18/2015
Marvellous. Simply marvellous.

I'm no legal eagle, but it seems to me that you have the language of the Court Report down pat. Great stuff. I'm slightly disappointed that you didn't have the jury reach a verdict, but at the same time, totally understand the decision. Ron's interjections are perfectly in keeping with the character, and very funny. Nice bit of etymology from Ginny there, too.

In my mind, there's no group of twelve good men (or women) and true that could reach the unanimous verdict that Draco Malfoy is not, in fact, a git in any sense other than the strictest definition of his parentage. If I were Ron, I'd have called him at least one more name that would further question the marital status of his parents...
poetrywoman chapter 1 . 3/6/2015
Daft, but entertaining.
EvilFuzzy9 chapter 1 . 1/6/2015
A beautifully hilarious and clever little one shot. XD
pettybureaucrat chapter 1 . 12/20/2014
Extremely amusing, I just wish you'd do an epilogue to tell us the verdict.

I loved the names of the Counsels, particularly Mr. Ethelred Scrote. Is this perhaps a reference to the 'Queen' from Richard Lester's very funny film "The Bed Sitting Room?"
Angel Is A Centerfold chapter 1 . 11/23/2014
laraquick chapter 1 . 11/20/2014
The practice of law is not one for those without a sense of humour sometimes. Case in point.
emarald777 chapter 1 . 4/2/2014
What a story... I wonder how you managed to write it... or even think about it. It was a riot of laughter after a few initial paragraphs, once I got in flow of the story.
runasyoulike chapter 1 . 1/18/2014
My goodness, this is perfection!
How did you manage to write this without laughing all the way through?
The hilarity of the situation... I'm just imagining the entire Wizengamot, sitting there with serious expressions, being asked, "Is Draco Malfoy a git?"
"Shy and sensitive" Mr Malfoy. You had me laughing at that for five minutes.
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