He would be a great doctor.

Killer clowns are Just funny, now.

This was hilarious

Loved that he was so thoughtful.

Adorable Bastard, indeed

This is getting interesting every chapter. I can't wait for dinner.

I guess he's a 9 inchs pole

Only nine months.

First let me say that I loved this story! It was great! I know you addressed this, but the whole sex after birth situation is really stretching it. I'm not saying that no woman has ever had sex two weeks after giving birth, but they must be few and far between. Perhaps you haven't had children before writing this fic? I don't know, but first births are usually very long. I've had three and while my last was by far the easiest, he was literally born after one and a half pushes, my body still needed time to heal. With Edward being a doctor, there is no way he would've gone near her before the 6 week checkup and all clear. I don't know about other doctors, but mine strongly stressed the importance of waiting to both me and my husband. Just saying. Other than that little blip, I LOVED your story and characters. Thanks for the adventure and best of luck with your future writing. You have a great talent, don't waste it! :-)

So she made her boyfriend wait for sex but the second they have a break she go fuck Jacob ? Bitch...

wow this story is amazing! I love it!

I love it!

This needs to be a movie. I’ve laughed out loud so many times already I wish I could watch this on the big screen

It was the perfect mix between sweet and funny. Thanks I had a great time.

Well how Bella can be at fault if he broke up with her and was with someone else before she slept with Jacob? If one is at fault, even though I do not think there is one it’s him. They both could have handled things better but they were immature teen. What got me is that Bella so willingly took the blame! She’s got a bit of martyr syndrome?