|Reviews for Dora: The Unabridged Version|
| Woodswolf chapter 14 . 7/23/2012
This was so awesome.
Who cares if I only did a truncated review hours ago? IIIII DOOOON'T!
The footage was so mangled that their journey actually looked like…a normal rescue, and the producer/director—or whoever handles the footage and idea stuff for television shows—had made the reason for the rescue a fox named Swiper. Apparently he had stolen her hair ribbon box. Dora could not even express how angry she was that she went through all of that chaos only to see a bunch of garbled crap.
That's so epic.
| MistyxKisame chapter 2 . 7/22/2012
LOL I bet Dora has hate mail that goes up to Pluto! Diego is WAY better than Dora. As a matter of fact I'm watching Diego with my little brother right now. Diego teaches you facts while Dora teaches you how to act 4ever!
| The 5th Alice chapter 11 . 7/11/2012
| The 5th Alice chapter 9 . 7/11/2012
OML. Map is insane! I LOVE IT.
| Woodswolf chapter 11 . 7/6/2012
Haw. Haw. Haw.
Map is a Murderous Maniac. And he's awesome.
How can a piece of paper have a gender, anyway...?
...Wait, do I /want/ to know?
| Woodswolf chapter 10 . 7/3/2012
Fail at life.
This is so awesome.
TO THE CHARACTERS:
So, when's your crack addiction gonna show up?
I saw something about taking drugs across the border in the summary, but... I don't know.
Dora: I don't know, when is it?
Me: Tell Map he's awesome.
Dora: He is not.
Me: He totally is. So is Backpack. Because they keep annoying the fuck out of you.
Dora: ...Mortal enemies...
Me: Yeah, don't care. I need to go talk to a few other people.
You're awesome. You gave them free Chicken McNuggets.
Well, fuck you for giving Dora free Chicken McNuggets, but the rest of the guys... why would Map and Backpack be eating anyway?
McDonald's Employee: Why are you talking to me, anyway? I was only in here three or four chapters ago!
Me: Because I can. Now shut up.
| Woodswolf chapter 5 . 7/3/2012
Wow. This is so awesome.
| Woodswolf chapter 4 . 7/3/2012
This is getting better by the chapter.
I really should be typing, but SCREW TYPING. I can read this until my brain rots from overexposure to Dora parody.
| Woodswolf chapter 2 . 7/3/2012
"Remember," Boots reminded her, "this show is to be appropriate for toddlers and immature teens."
| Woodswolf chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
This is awesome.
No other words.
No other words at all.
| Guest chapter 7 . 6/29/2012
it's official. i love the map.
| Guest chapter 2 . 6/29/2012
geez i'm only on chapter two and i died laughing over 9,000 times, especially the hate mail thing.
| Guest chapter 10 . 6/28/2012
It's Good boy-chan. Goddamn Chinese WiFi won't let me log in...
When all else fails, blame the monkey. Or the dog. Or your pet. A rock. Look, there's a kite! We swear, we're NOT schizophrenic!
| The 5th Alice chapter 8 . 6/25/2012
Okay, Map is completely insane
| Good boy-chan chapter 8 . 6/24/2012
Huh. I always thought that Boots and Dora had something going on. WAIT DORA HAD AN AFFAIR WITH BACKPACK SO THAT'S WHY BOOTS DRINKS!