Reviews for Maractus And Mr Krabs' Sexy Fun Time
Guest chapter 3 . 2/25/2014
WTF plankton why u no have sex with that fucking computer of yours and beside- AAKKK! GAUUUGH! *thump* AlRiGHtY, LiTSen Up, YOu MOthErFuCKiNg BaSTarD, I WilL PErsOnAly SeE tO iT ThAt YoU- GAUUUUUGH! *thump* AAACCCKKKK! *smash* Hell! sorry 'bout that some guy ran in, started typing, and jumped out the window. Anywhay, good story.
Stoned Loki Incarnate chapter 3 . 1/20/2014
I must say, I never thought I'd read this kind of fan fiction. Nevertheless, it inspires me to write my own. However, while the pairing was surreal, the way you wrote it made it seem bland, in my opinion. I might as well just watch some cheesy porno and slap Eugene's and Maractus's faces in. Eugene's voice and crustacean penis made him distinct, but Maractus didn't really have anything running for her in that regard.

You nailed that flashback scene, though, btw. It actually sounded like an episode of Spongebob in my head.
PrinceVeggie chapter 3 . 10/22/2012
PrinceVeggie chapter 1 . 10/22/2012
Woah... did you actually make this crackfic believable? 1,024 kudos to you good sir.
someone chapter 3 . 10/23/2011
That was just... disturbing. I am now mentally scarred for a few hours...
Anon chapter 2 . 6/27/2011
"Maractus' eyes became widened as she felt the crab cum enter her mouth, which tasted like Krabby Patties."

Anon chapter 1 . 5/23/2011
fuck you joe for sending me here
DAMN chapter 1 . 5/6/2011
what were you smoking when you wrote this...because I want some of it!
Anon chapter 2 . 5/4/2011
damn you /vp/
Anon chapter 1 . 5/4/2011
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
/vp/, why did you make me click this
Anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
No words can describe how perfect this fanfic is.
Anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
I laughed way more than I should have.
Anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
I laughed way more than I should have.
Anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
As soon as I read this, Bianca came and started farting.
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