Reviews for Pick Up Lines
Drarry4eva chapter 2 . 8/27/2013
OMG, that was so funny. Jeesh, Puck's pickup lines were awful. Well, you did say cheesy pickup lines in your summary.
nubianamy chapter 1 . 7/23/2011
This was fricking hiliarious. )
krynny chapter 2 . 6/10/2011
love it you so rock. thanks for writing such a cute fun story. you bring new life to such an adorable pairing.

hugs and kisses

Just A Keepsake chapter 2 . 5/5/2011
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up roses, you would see of the most beautiful things in the world

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

I'm new in town Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns

Hello Cupid called He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Hello Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together

Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever

You're so sweet I'm getting cavities

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

God was showing off when he made you

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice

Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you

Can I dip you in chocolate?

I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless

I lost my teddy bear Can I cuddle with you instead?

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear

Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!

I should call the police because you're stealing my heart

I can't wait until tomorrow Somehow you get prettier every day

It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced But shall we try anyway?

Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings"

Hi, I'm Mr Right Someone said you were looking for me

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet

I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry

I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?

Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'

Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world

Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven

If I were a Gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me

Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder

You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!

I'll make you a bet - says you'll turn me down

Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet

I just ate some skittles Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Too Much?

SiNginG-SenSaTion chapter 2 . 5/4/2011

This was so fantastic! Great job!
JasonDragon64 chapter 2 . 5/4/2011
Sevvy, this chapter was wrong in all the right ways, as Pink sings. You have to explain the "Yolanda" line though... I truly did not understand that one. As an excuse to have Puck wear his glasses (he's so damned hot in those!)how about this line: "My lenses turn dark when your smile lights up the room".
Kittendragon chapter 2 . 5/4/2011
I can't believe I'm Suggesting this one, it's so bad. One of the worst pick-up lines I've ever heard goes like this: 'did you wash those jeans in windex? Because I can see myself in them'. These chapters crack me up.
Luna-Lunak chapter 2 . 5/4/2011
I love how in between those pick up lines you put such sweet little things as Puck coping Kurt's expressions or carrying his bag. :)
eliza chapter 1 . 5/3/2011
Hahahaha the last one was the best :)) "nice ass" :D

And I don't know many pick up lines but here's a few

"I may not be fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name yolanda?"

Haha that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
xonthefloor chapter 1 . 5/2/2011
LOOOOL! This was so hilarious! Loved it!
writesstuff chapter 1 . 5/2/2011
-happy face-