|Reviews for What Do You Mean, Vampires Sparkle?|
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/25
I like to take enthusiastic walks in the woods an kill homicidal vampire priest. Very enthusiastic walks
| Guest chapter 3 . 5/25
I'm a fuckmuthering vampire an I killed a lot of people to get that.
| Guest chapter 3 . 1/22
FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it. Make Alacard fucking kill them all for giggles.
| Yuyake no Okami chapter 1 . 1/6
Midna is thousand times more vampire like than Edward... And she's NOT a vampire!
| Suzululu4moe chapter 1 . 10/5/2014
hahha Edward just gave him a migraine.
| WordSmyth chapter 3 . 9/20/2014
He is indeed a fuckmothering vampire, but you should have included that he had to kill a lot of people to earn that title.
| WordSmyth chapter 2 . 9/20/2014
You forgot that there is no one alive that can comprehend Alucard's sexual preference!
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/4/2014
Love the hellsing abridged refference
| SpawnofAnarion chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
Nice Hellsing Abridged reference ;)
| kaoru12211991 chapter 3 . 3/6/2014
Awww where's the rest? I loved reading this fic, Alucard is just too freaking awesome(and he doesn't sparkle) It was just plain hilarious, I really would love to keep reading this story9purely for Alucard's sarcasm) :D
| Wings-of-an-Angel20 chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
VERY enthusiastic walks through the woods. XD
| Dramione Queen chapter 3 . 12/21/2013
Love it but it needs more so write more an he is ?! O.o
| Artemis1020 chapter 1 . 10/8/2013
... It was a VERY enthusiastic walk XD
| Guest chapter 3 . 9/16/2013
The whole him being raped in his butt as a child schtick was in Hellsing Ultimate it showed him being thrown into a bed and he rosary came flying of his neck he scrambled for it and proceded to his face in the bed and Sir Fat Man doing his nasty thang.
| jena-tomas chapter 3 . 8/17/2013
What the fuck do you mean Alucard got raped! And by some fat lard ass mother-fucker! Oh, hells no! No no no no no no NO! WHY!? $Crys tears of anguish$