|Reviews for What Do You Mean, Vampires Sparkle?|
| Brit Wolfe chapter 2 . 8/13
Vampires don't sparkle!'
Hey, Cullen! This guy right here is a real f***king vampire, and without him you'd never be a vampire 'cause he's the first ever vampire... Dracula!
Dorky sparkles... Shoot him! With the Jackall!
| Brit Wolfe chapter 1 . 8/13
Disco ball? Really? Go Alucard!
I've a nice gun to shoot Cullen with, a Winchester repeating rifle, like the one Lucas McCain use on the Rifleman.
Mine can shoot bullets magically, like Rip Van Winkle's musket could. It's all soured up with magic. (I went to hogwarts, and was in Hufflepuff...am extremely loyal; true to my house and used to think that I was supposed to be in Gryfindor, but now know otherwise...)
| Mermaid's Magic chapter 3 . 11/29/2016
okay, I like it so far, keep it up!
| Mermaid's Magic chapter 2 . 11/29/2016
| Mermaid's Magic chapter 1 . 11/29/2016
this is funny! and those where my thoughts exactly, about the sparkles.
| Sashasinclair Kuran chapter 1 . 9/30/2015
he's not suppose to be out in the sun is what i want to say
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/25/2015
I like to take enthusiastic walks in the woods an kill homicidal vampire priest. Very enthusiastic walks
| Guest chapter 3 . 5/25/2015
I'm a fuckmuthering vampire an I killed a lot of people to get that.
| Guest chapter 3 . 1/22/2015
FUCKING HILARIOUS! I love it. Make Alacard fucking kill them all for giggles.
| Yuyake no Okami chapter 1 . 1/6/2015
Midna is thousand times more vampire like than Edward... And she's NOT a vampire!
| Suzululu4moe chapter 1 . 10/5/2014
hahha Edward just gave him a migraine.
| WordSmyth chapter 3 . 9/20/2014
He is indeed a fuckmothering vampire, but you should have included that he had to kill a lot of people to earn that title.
| WordSmyth chapter 2 . 9/20/2014
You forgot that there is no one alive that can comprehend Alucard's sexual preference!
| Guest chapter 1 . 9/4/2014
Love the hellsing abridged refference
| SpawnofAnarion chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
Nice Hellsing Abridged reference ;)