Reviews for BitchySwan
Guest chapter 2 . 3/14/2017
Guest chapter 37 . 3/2/2017
This is soooo badly writting... For fucks sake! You really should take some classes.

Bella swan 8t8y5 chapter 1 . 4/26/2013
omg how could edward do that to me how dare he how dare he !
kini113 chapter 15 . 10/30/2012
Wow thank your for the original and 'outlandish' plot twists so far. It refreshing... Thanks
kini113 chapter 1 . 10/30/2012
Ok I haven't even read the first chapter yet but your summary was enough to draw me in. Thank you for just being blunt ;)
MzLibra00 chapter 17 . 6/10/2012
I gotta say...I've never read a fic formatted this way but am a fan!
Me chapter 37 . 8/23/2011
Oh, god..your soooo funny. If I had enough room in my teeny tiny bedsit I would have been rolling on the floor. Although, most of the humor was supplied in your ANs..GO S.M.U.T and..sure you owe Twilight..

If at a later date I find time..I will definitely review the story too...but your a legend and it has to be said..


ps. usually my reviews are a loooot longer. but oh wel, just cant type on my phone without breaking my fingers..

Anyhow..bye, bb xxx.

Awesome work.
Eddie Masen chapter 37 . 8/10/2011
is it weird that i not only agree with that statment i'm screaming yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at the top of my lungs?

*bows down to bitchyswan*
Eddie Masen chapter 18 . 8/10/2011
Are we sure alice is human in this? Becuz she's one hell of a psychic
Eddie Masen chapter 16 . 8/10/2011
Dude i couldn.t stop laughing when i was reading this chapter

Favorite quotes:"Clearly i married the wrong sister"

"Two words Carey and ."

"My mom wants to open a Facebook me now."

"Die Perez!Diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!"

"Wake me up when the sex tape comes out..."

"brb going to legally remove Swan from my name"

"They try to make her go to rehab,she said no,no,no."

"Where is the sex tape?Where IS it?"
bonz245 chapter 37 . 7/26/2011
Very very interesting...couldn't put this story down till I finished. So different and very entertaining.


chot87 chapter 5 . 7/17/2011
Great chapter.

I felt like this was a good day to get a twitter, since you want me to so badly.
Chot87 chapter 4 . 7/13/2011
Good moods do not go unnoticed
Chot87 chapter 3 . 7/3/2011
I don't mind this story at all, and if I was not able to see the unacceptable rants of the author I may say it was favorable, however the pointing out of the things that make most fanfictions amazing as "cliches" is nothing but a sign of immaturity and jealousy. But, alas, I shall read on.
WickedCurveBall74 chapter 37 . 6/30/2011
Love me some bitchy Swan! Excellent story, my dear friend!
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