|Reviews for BitchySwan|
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 35 . 6/21/2011
Felix is a douche but Alice got what she deserved. Both of their asses should rot in jail.
| hipsterhobos chapter 34 . 6/20/2011
Oh hell no! Bella just can't catch a break can she? So who tipped off border patrol? Bella's life is like a comedy of errors hahaha seriously though, how are they going to escape this time? Is Emmett going to just gun the engine and drive off like a madman? Is he going to pummel the officer that stopped them and then drive away? Can't wait for the next update! I'm sure all my guesses are wrong but still lol
Edward needs to get better soon I'm anxious to see what Alice is up to.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 33 . 6/19/2011
You had me scared for a minute. I thought Edward was dead. I hope Alice doesn't do anything stupid but after what happened with Jasper and the baby it wouldn't surprise me. :(
| hipsterhobos chapter 33 . 6/18/2011
Oh man, this just gets better and better. So is Emmett springing Bella from jail? How far is he going to get with her? What is Alice up to?
| just.agos chapter 32 . 6/17/2011
great chapter! can't wait till the next one.
| snapcrakklepop chapter 32 . 6/17/2011
sooo I should be getting an email any time now? LOL p.s. IFL Emmett...
| snapcrakklepop chapter 31 . 6/17/2011
Wow. How did no one hear all that & barge in to interrupt it? *sigh* I can't wait til the next update! I think one of the reasons I love this fic so much is b/c it's got such a good *story*; it's not all angst and smut. Don't get me wrong I love my lemons as much as any citrus-starved fic fanatic, but there's so much good stuff to this story that the lemons are just that lil extra bit of fruit on the sundae. (;
| hipsterhobos chapter 32 . 6/17/2011
I still can't believe Jasper shot himself after all the religious stuff he kept spewing. He should have known better, attempted murder a suicide is not a ticket to heaven.
Anyway, this chapter was great and I feel so bad for Emmett. Do the police have any real evidence linking Bella to Charlie's murder or did Jasper set her up? Hmmmm. Asshat!
Edward. Is he still critical or is he going to be okay? Is Emmett going to try getting Bella free or chase down Alice or stick around with Rose?
| snapcrakklepop chapter 30 . 6/17/2011
NGL it kinda breaks my heart that Jasper had to go so far off the deep end. )
| snapcrakklepop chapter 29 . 6/17/2011
1) ahh, disclaimer FTW!
2) Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit. This sucks. What an absolute cluster-f-bomb of a situation.
| snapcrakklepop chapter 28 . 6/17/2011
No matter what, Carlisle is always so goodhearted. Always! In every single fic I've read; even when he's a monster he's still got a good heart. I like that this keeps that up.
| snapcrakklepop chapter 27 . 6/17/2011
Soooo right about here decided to be a pissy little beast & not let me review. I made it all the way to ch. 31 before this stupid thing took it's e-viagra and popped up like a good little review box. Now that it's here all I can do is stare at it and tell it sorry but I don't want it anymore- Bella's pissing me off too much. d
| snapcrakklepop chapter 26 . 6/17/2011
*starts slow clap* LOL!
| snapcrakklepop chapter 25 . 6/17/2011
Ugh. I'm so torn between frustration and pity for Bella...
| snapcrakklepop chapter 24 . 6/16/2011
Jasper isn't the one who hired the hit, is he?