|Reviews for Old Jokes Never Die|
| Tee Hill chapter 1 . 5/7/2013
| RachelxMichelle chapter 1 . 8/23/2011
I don't read many Emmett stories, but I probably should change that. This was great! Congratulations on it getting nominated. I definitely voted for you.
| twilightfanatic93 chapter 1 . 8/7/2011
haha one of my favorite one shots 0
| xoxocullenluverxoxo chapter 1 . 8/2/2011
SO funny, i loved the sex too
| I love all the Cullens BoysEJE chapter 1 . 7/1/2011
funny loved it
| BriyerRose chapter 1 . 5/28/2011
This was really different and really good!
| deerslayer1100 chapter 1 . 5/25/2011
Awesome! Fanning myself
| Peaceful Dragon Rose chapter 1 . 5/24/2011
| tawelephant chapter 1 . 5/23/2011
Oh I just loved that.
| Delecia chapter 1 . 5/23/2011
OMG! I loved this! Although I did growl a bit at what was said about my baby daddy, but I let it go lol
*whispers* I'm kinda in love with Emmett now. Eddie is still number one, but Em isn't to far behind. Text me and I'll tell you why lol
oh and the lemon! perfect haha
| Ali McCarty chapter 1 . 5/22/2011
HAHA Oh My God, I LOVE IT!(:
| Mrs. Jim chapter 1 . 5/22/2011
You are such a dork woman! But I love you for it! LOL Silly bar jokes, red eyed Bella and Emmett, crazy back stories, and yummy lemons whats not to love?
| Jasper's Woman chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
WHOA! That is hot! All those centuries men trying to mate her and he is the lucky one.
..."Shush woman," he says as he gives me a mock glare...that's my favorite line.
Love the concept of the story, so sexy and sweet.
| Princess Mishawaka chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
Good story and always a good joke too.
I love Em/B fics because they are always so full of sex and love.
Great job writing this one. Thanks
| TheLyricalCutie chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
I don't usually do anything not J/B but hats off on this one dear friend. What is it with you and your vamps breaking stuff while they do the hokey pokey? lol