|Reviews for Offside|
| SanDiegoGal chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
Oh my gawd, I was completely LMAO at the Shakespeare quotes conluding these first two chapters. Edward's ego is definitely a study in the art of inflation! I can already tell this will be a great story. Looking forward to more.
| Rebadams7 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
Oho! He wouldn't last 5 at my place. He's casse-quilleward! Till he improves.
| MDtwiwriter chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
Wow, he's a real SOB isn't he...statement not a question. I can not wait to see what type of Bella you will set up to deal with him. I'm hoping for Bella the ball breaker because he is a complete ass. Maybe chapter 3.
| EmoryB123 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
" that's the definition of an asshole, that is. " - You got THAT right!
Do you like the Shakespeare quotes? YES!
there are going to be a lot of them! YAY!
More to come. He'll probably get worse before he gets better. - Wow! He is already pretty awful! But I think the badder he is now, the harder he will fall for Bella later!
| cosmom chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
for some reason, this soccerward gets me verry excited. great job as usual, savage!
| TwiFanReader chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
Such a cocky SOB! Love it!
| CdrIvanova chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
Whoa ... he really *is* Dickward! LOL!
| ninzageek chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
ahh a new doucheward for me to obsess over :) love it. and the Shakespeare quotes :)
| gabs9 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
He's such a little shit. Loved the chapter, I really hope someone knocks him off his pedestal. Can't wait for more.
| Team Marylou chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
I like-y a lot! Oh...Edward is going to be HOT, an ass, but HOT. Can hardly wait for him and Bella to hook-up!
(not too much angst I hope)
| pinkydog123 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
haha wow, for a second i thought you were going to have Edward actually do it :P cant wait for next update _
| sarahlouise80 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
| zuzu7887 chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
For a moment there I thought he was really gona make him blowhim I kind o freak out and stop reading drop my phone like it was on fire and thought well its savage she really doesnt have boundaries sooo I continue and thank god!
Well he is an ASS so I wouldnt put him beneath him to really do something like that ha _'
But I love your stories soo I dont know where I would draw the line and drop a story, so believe me Im one sure reader it usually has to get worst to get better and thats what I love.
By the way shakespear... Nice!
| Burntcore chapter 1 . 5/31/2011
Wow, he's got a bit of an ego on him. Hopefully it doesn't bite him in the ass.
| ruinedbyrob chapter 2 . 5/31/2011
GOD what an asshole! I think I'm in love! LOL!
I know I should be appalled over what he said and did to Riley. (I gasped at that part. What a douche!) But really all I can do is envision him in his fitted jersey and shorts while trying to keep my salivating to a minimum. I hope that a banner with Rob in a soccer kit is on the way. Please, please, please!