Reviews for High Anxzombity
TheRugbymom chapter 1 . 7/30/2016
You. Are. Not. Right. In the head. That was so sick, twisted, and funny! I can't even. Very imaginative!
Nightshadekiller chapter 1 . 8/30/2012
I can't belive I read that! Lol I found it oddly amusing and frightening at the same time!
rhythm junkie chapter 1 . 7/31/2011
"Dead bodies handled like old Nissan Sentras."

"I swear the sex voodoo that my B's kisses worked over me would have gotten me hard even if I'd been cremated."

" was still hard, and I intended to give Bella every creepy, oozing inch of it"

"...waiting for the incredibly unlikely event of a post-mortem fuckfest to pour it into a release so good that it makes you want to build a shrine to your own genitalia"

"When I woke up, the clinging greasiness encircling me told me I was still inside Bella. So naturally, I was surprised to see her sitting across the treehouse, casually reading the Playboy by moonlight"

OMFG I actually love you. Grossed me the fuck out and *still* managed to make me feel a little sad to lose the smelly, squishly, flithy two of them at the end.
amandac3 chapter 1 . 7/14/2011
NASTY! *shudders* LOL! You are too freaking funny. I loved it. It makes me nostalgic for HA, sigh... Thanks for sharing!
GoreLoverGirl69 chapter 1 . 7/10/2011
I agree that High Anxiety is a great story. Love your silly, twisted mind. This was too funny. I'm impressed that you could throw in a, well sort of, "fart joke" in a zombie story. Kudos to you! Write-on.

LyraParleOr chapter 1 . 6/15/2011
hey. i translate h-a in french and i wanna know if i can translate this OS. i really like it loll. i will wait for your answer. haha. this is so great. (sorry : ) )
RoseArcadia chapter 1 . 6/6/2011
jwsmom chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
That. Was. Hysterical. And also epically disgusting. Best, most nauseating similes ever!
punkrose86 chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
OMG that was so damn sick, but i loved it!
brandylion chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
So I left a review on EBT's page, but I wanted to review here too, because this was just awesome. And so f*cking disgusting. But still so hilarious that I'm still laughing.
misyx chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
That was imaginatively disgusting. Congratulations.
MonaRider chapter 1 . 6/2/2011
Its great! Disgusting but GREAT!It took me way to long to finish reading it. But hey I read it twice :D
froggyqueen chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
LMFAO! I was seriously snorting while reading this and my kids think I'm crazy! I soo needed this right now. And now I wanna read HA again...
golden49 chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
OMG...that was disgusting and hysterical at the same time! I LOL'd through the whole thing. Great job, bb!

theladyingrey42 chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
Oh. My. God.

**hits brain bleach and hits it hard**

(That said, this was funny and well-written. But dude. Dude. Dude. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.)
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