|Reviews for Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls|
| crystal chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
ah come on b play nice he is really trying her
| Guest chapter 2 . 7/27/2011
pure genius with the hat hanging...love it x
| Tammygrrrl chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
I'm still imagining the four of them (well, if I'm being honest, it's the four of US) rolling around on that bed. Or my bed. Or whatever... :)
| pixie4eva chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
That was great! I was so happy to see you updated! :) I really liked these two parts:
a) "It's like having vultures perched on the dining room table."
b) "One that says 'Asshole' on it?" Esme asked tentatively. It was odd to hear the word "asshole" cross his mother's lips. Somehow it made the word sound extra-vulgar.
"Uh, no." Edward's voice got quieter as he spoke. "It actually says 'Bitch'."
LOL. I can picture the moment perfectly. Anyway, it was really nice. Can't wait to read more!
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/27/2011
Great start! I often get carried away and forget to review lol. I've used an abnormally large amount of control to not click next...until now lol x
| Brikpete chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
I like "real" Edward, and I'd love to smell a bowl full of sexy! I can understand now your daydreaming about Bella's rather eventful dream. I think I may find myself taking those same liberties in my training this morning.
I have to say I felt bad for our boy during their doorstep encounter. I understand some things needed to get aired out, but the poor boy was trying only to get a tongue lashing. Poor thing! I understand her cautiousness though.
Hmmmm alone in Edward's home, what would I do? (insert sneaky smirk)
Until next time, Bri
| ladyphoenix137 chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
Good chappie. Goodness, Edward's parents are annoying. I particularly liked the recap of the sights in Paris. I'm going to live there for the next few months - hope I'll have time to visit them all. In the meantime, I can't wait for the next update.
| CullensTwiMistress chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
loved it :o)
| maggiejoma chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
hejust can't do a thing right... poor baby... she's really getting under his skin...:)
| faniac chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
I have a feeling Kate is not one of his bimbos :) But I can't blame her for assuming...
I'm so exited for her to start that fiction story she's planning :) I can't wait to see how bad she will make things for him. LOL
Edward was kind of sweet and I sort of caught a glimps of is old clutsy geek self somewhere in their interaction.
Oh and Edward, maybe he needs to start being a bit more discreet about his revolving bedroom door. It should never, ever be obvious enough for your parents to comment on it. OMG LOL! nosy parents.
| Twi-Holic68 chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
So I think Carlisle and Esme should a shipment of DicNips and Dip all of their own just for being the awesome nosy parents they are! Eddie sure did jump to make sure Carlisle knew Bella wasn't menatl just quirky...hehehehehehe!
Then Eddie being all Nerdward with trying to apologize to Bella about how they met... Kate calling (me thinks she is not part of the bimbo crew because if she was I don't think he would have answered the phone)
Bella not thinking that he means it and just wants something from her, well yeah that will be but not right now...
Ha! Bella and her dream damn the girl is in serious need of some lovin! I think we know just the right man for the job, if he could get her to see Nerward more! Hmm wonder what Eddie has been dreaming about... Bella's hot pocket...hahahaha, woman you crack me up with your food wordage(new word just go with it)!
Hmm..wonder why Eddie was in front in the dream... maybe we need to have Dr. Freud look into this!
So the Doggy Deliveries are coming out with Kong and Aussie as Rhett and Scarlett Butler! costumes from the stair way scene! DicNips and Dip are on the way!
Sorry about you losing your shirt in Vegas, but I hope you had fun!
| dreamzuvedward chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
Good grief, Edward is a piece of work! Who apologizes and in the next breath asks or a favor? Edward Cullen, that's who. But I adore Carlisle and Esme. Let me guess, Bella's going to snoop in his apartment while he's gone? Heheh.
| AllyVera chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
I can't believe I am now all caught up :-( I will be waiting for the next chapter with bated breath!
I love Carlisle and Esme, they seems so great.. and the conversation they had with Edward, I nearly choked on my cup of tea!
Bella and Edward's interactions make me laugh too, he brings out the worst in her and it is so funny, I bet the poor guy was wishing he didn't apologise!
Thank you so much for sharing this story with us bannerday, I am loving it and you will hear from me every chapter now. I will have to give Cared a big smooch for telling me about this one! Hugs! AV oxo
| Cared chapter 8 . 7/27/2011
When Bella told Jake about her first encounter with Edward, she gave the an edited version.
So funny that when Edward told the story of his first meeting with Bella, he also gave an edited version. His parents seem open minded but I don't know how the hat hanging incident would have been received.
Bella presumes that Kate is another of Edward's harem, she is probably wondering what colour hair Kate has so that it can be ticked off the list! Edward is of course clueless as to the change in Bella's demeanor. I hope he finds out soon that Jake is only the fake boyfriend.
I do hope that Bella makes use of Edward's absence to have a little snoop around Edward's house!
| AllyVera chapter 7 . 7/27/2011
I love the start of Bella's new story.. sounds great.. heheh
Hey, that dream Bella woke up to at the end sounded pretty good, I wish I could dream like that.. LOL Dammit!