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Guest chapter 1 . 4/1/2015
Waffleface chapter 1 . 1/10/2015
...The fuck?

Well, this kind of came across as Miranda bashing...
caporaletravers chapter 1 . 10/13/2012
LOL Tali has some nice tits. And what a body! Surely better than Miranda's...
Lazurman chapter 1 . 9/7/2012
I died when I heard Garrus' pausing his calibrations.

I died again when Shepard wanted to go 'motorboating.'
RivalDragon chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
Hilarious, go tali lol
RivalDragon chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
Hilarious, go tali lol
Space Odin chapter 1 . 8/4/2011
made me lol
lazyguy90 chapter 1 . 7/9/2011
(snort) Hahaha. Nice one. Very funny.
Incoqnito chapter 1 . 7/8/2011
Yay for boobies!
ganesh295 chapter 1 . 6/29/2011
nothing personal, but...WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS THIS!
The Eezoman chapter 1 . 6/24/2011
I don't even know what to...Nevermind. My brain hurts from this fic. Not necessarily bad, just...I don't know.
SheenWinning chapter 1 . 6/23/2011
hmm, quite the fetish, was laughing alot. In truth, tali's breast are normal size, and Bioware programmed most of their women to have all the same sized "human milk holders". Don't know what they would've accomplished giving that slut Miranda the ol' "larger than normal" melons.

Good story by the way
Wiggs Magee chapter 1 . 6/23/2011
I must admit the story seem's abit to crude for my liking but still surprising to actually make a story based on that song so well done on that part.
Uatu chapter 1 . 6/22/2011
Great story. Thought it was funny as hell.

In truth though, Tali actually would have the larger breasts. Because she's in that tight suit, her breasts are compacted; once they bust out, they'll double up.
Dermiti chapter 1 . 6/22/2011
Very very funny. Tali really isn't flat chested but compared to Miranda, ya I can see that.

I'll still take Tali's naturals over Miranda's engineered big uns. lol!