|Reviews for The Spatula Test: Another Misplaced Citrus|
| Scarlotte O'Hara chapter 9 . 11/9/2013
i loved this. i just recently forced myself to read 50 shades of grey *cough cough shit* and it was terrible. seriously bdsm at its worst written. however i loved your snippet. tasteful roleplay, bondage. with trust and understanding.
sexy, well done, everything i expect from you;)
| Scarlotte O'Hara chapter 5 . 11/9/2013
a dominant nowaki, very very very sexy!
| Scarlotte O'Hara chapter 1 . 11/9/2013
buhahahaha oh that sly sly lady kamijou;) well played ma'am well played
| Tentai.t chapter 1 . 10/6/2013
Rereading this. This is my absolute most favorite lemon. I want you to know that i have tissues stuck up my nose at the ready.
| Tentai.t chapter 9 . 9/28/2013
I read the whole story while listening to the sekaiichi and junjou soundtracks. A humbly apologize for not being able to leave a decent review. But i just want you to know that your and tbf101's fanfics are my fugue from this mundane life of mine. Thank you for the gift of escape.
| Tentai.t chapter 6 . 9/28/2013
Oh high holy hell. I think i need a drink. And another cigarette...
| Tentai.t chapter 2 . 9/28/2013
One word: HAWTNESS! Feeling a but of penis envy...
| A fellow fangirl chapter 3 . 5/12/2013
I love how the safe word is "lemon". It's so ironic. ;)
| SlythClover chapter 4 . 5/10/2013
"I won't ask again" _
This sentence definitely sounds like Ai No Kusabi here...
You must have had great fun writing this, but I wonder how you managed not to die from blood boiling xD. Personally, though I'm not a sensitive one or else I wouldn't be here, I couldn't help but read this chapter bit by bit to go all the way. But each time I stopped, I wondered what would happen next and I came back. :D Just imagining the two of them (which is made pretty easy thanks to your vivid descriptions)...Well, I daresay that's a bit embarassing...
In three words to sum up this extra lemon : oh my god...
| TBF101 chapter 7 . 3/12/2013
Okay, after rereading this...for the upteenth time, I think I have finally composed myself enough to give words of praise to this glorious session of fucking. I'm sure you've heard this a thousand time but you my dear know how to please a yaoi maniac :)
Once again, the couples actions are brilliantly written and balance each other perfectly, even when they seem to switch temperaments. It's funny how as they go on, Kusama becomes the more gentler one, and Kami the more assertive. It's funny to see their actors regaling into their old senses when they join. Especially how Kusama wants to see Kami come. Totally seems IC for Nowaki, trying to draw his partner out of himself.
And I must say, table fucking was hot. Just another one of those fun scenarios to play with in your head but never actually do. I mean, oww. Sexy but yeah, oww. After all that, that poor maid deserved to be hired hahaha. And Hiro-san could use some pampering.
Great lemon dearest, truly a marvel. And now onto the sweet afterglow.
Lemony kisses ;)
| loopyhutton chapter 9 . 3/7/2013
Love it just finished reading all the chapters!
| The Black Flamingo101 chapter 5 . 3/7/2013
Oh goddamn Cerberus, your lemons are going to be the death of me some day. And should that happen know that I will die EXTREMELY HAPPY. This entire scene is one giant tease, but oh god I love every second of it.
I love how you paint Kusama as a firm master, but not an unkind one. A little gentleness in roleplaying can go a long way, especially considering they're playing hard (whoops, there's that pun again...)
Kami is a startlingly perfect uke. A yummy combination of innocence, curiosity, and lust, made all the more flavorful and growl worthy by the fact that Hiroki is acting him out, and he's playing it so perfectly. If it were Misaki doing this it would still be hot, but you my dear take things to an entirely different level.
And the chemistry between the two? What can I say? The puddle of blood from my nose on the floor should attest to it's brilliance. I need to take myself to the yaoi ER, but before I go, let me say that shy, bj scene was hot, hot, hot and perfectly paced. The euphemisms of "snake" and "dragon" tickled me too. Hardy har har. Though if you're acclamations are accurate, that's one big package our beloved giant is carrying. No wonder Hiroki can't leave him. BWAHAH!
Grrrr I can't wait for the foreplay to end, and yet I want it to keep going. Hell, I'm so discombobulated I don't know what I want except to read the next chapter. But I must leave you this review and pry my hands away from the computer for the time being.
See you next chapter you sexy hound you ;)
| x chapter 8 . 3/7/2013
I re-read this story of yours and thought it’s about time I pay you a proper respect. So, surprise...
As you know, what’s going on here is too much for my little brain but I couldn’t help finding things I didn’t see before. It still surprised me how effortlessly you, Cerberus, Revised (forgive the lame pun) your stories. Of course that also applies to the Non-Preacher and the Darling Lion. I love you all.
One thing I noted is how Nowaki almost always refers to Hiroki as “Hiro-san” in both his speech and internal musings. For some reason, this makes him more childish than usual, which goes in stark contrast with “Kusama the businessman” persona. Such an interesting way to show a roleplay scenario.
Then, no bridal-style carrying now. Hoorraay! True to your word, you modified this part. In the first version, it was understandable after what Hiroki went through, so it really was understandable. But this current version feels more emotional to me. Hiroki is standing while leaning to Nowaki for support. Now, isn’t that another way of showing trust, egoist style or what?
I also took delight in the versatility of Kusama’s address of Kami, moving from “Kami-kun”, to “Kami-chan”, to “Kami”. Each way of address holds a different meaning that adds depths and thrills to the encounter. Tell me you didn’t enjoy that :)
Though I might bore you with this, I will say once again how I marveled at your rich vocabulary and language command. The use of words and phrases is truly extraordinary. I just love the diction, the style, everything word-related. You breathed life to every chosen word, giving life to this rollercoaster ride. Amazing!
The idea of having a “safe word” offers a much more intimacy and consideration to this story which distinguishes it from others of similar nature. There’s also the luxury of “choice” instead of the usual “get-on-with-it” route. Then the eye lock. Little things that matter.
Hard it might have been at first for me to stomach, I have always been appreciative of the “after-care” scenes. It was actually surprising for me the first time I read it, since I didn’t remember ever reading something like that before with such sincerity and intensity. I was naturally glad that Hiroki got to “return the favor” and “get even”, though it’d be nicer if he’d given Nowaki more than one mark, in my opinion. Hehe.
In overall, the changes have made the story flow more nicely. Or perhaps you have corrupted me enough to understand more. :)
So this is what I could offer to thank you for writing this. Thank you for further editing this when you have zillions of other more important things to do. Thank you for being you.
You really are amazing.
PS. Congratulations for surpassing 100 reviews! I'm glad I could contribute :)
| The Black Flamingo101 chapter 4 . 3/5/2013
Cerberseme, leaving you a quick review before I have to haul my ass to work.
Dear god I love this chapter. The egoists are putting on a show for us and it is impeccable. Who knew both of them were such good actors, esp our devious, teasing seme. I appreciate how much Hiroki lets go of his pride in order to keep his promise, and the way he turns his growling self into a wanton, innocent boy is masterful.
That being said, the story of the master and the servant is completely growl worthy. I can't help but love wanton ukes, and Kami and Kusama fit my tastes perfectly. This bird is all aflutter. The teasing way you built everything up is paced perfectly. No wonder I always devour this story all in one gulp ;)
Can't wait for more, and I again, I don't have to. Squee!
| AshleyTangerine chapter 6 . 3/4/2013
Spanking. I have currently passed out from bloodloss. *dies*