|Reviews for On Pattinson Drive|
| hippie starr chapter 27 . 3/11
Masen Inc. sounds good. I hope you pick that story up.
| hippie starr chapter 19 . 3/10
Now the question is, can Edward refrain from gloating to Jacob that he accomplished giving Bella an 'O' during the actual act AND multiples as well, something Jacob never accomplished?
| hippie starr chapter 18 . 3/10
Edward planning a romantic night was great. He already had to do something special since Jacob gave Bella such a memorable first time.
I'm not sure about the poutine. I googled that and it certainly didn't look very appetizing. Maybe it's comparable to our loaded fries, I'm guessing to someone whose never had it that would look pretty unappetizing as well.
| hippie starr chapter 17 . 3/10
So they figured out how to make phone sex work for them. Everything sounds better when spoken in another language.
Bella peeing on the phone and then telling Edward it was the tap instead. I was thinking of Edward from Awkwardly Yours trying to convince Bella he just liked to sit on the toilet with the lid down to relax.
| hippie starr chapter 16 . 3/10
The meet and greet with Charlie went better than expected. Poor Rose should try shop talk like Edward to see if she can win brownie points. I doubt that would work though since she would definitely be considered a bad influence on Bella.
Loved Edward winning brownie points but then losing some for brown nosing.
| hippie starr chapter 15 . 3/10
Tanya is a piece of work, that's for sure.
How embarrassing for Edward to bring Emmett home with him so he could prove how happy they were only to find Tanya in abusive psycho mode.
I hate that Tanya kept the ring, money, AND is claiming his name as well.
| hippie starr chapter 14 . 3/10
Tanya Cullen? I thought the word fiancé was mentioned, not wife. Hmm, either Edward has some serious explaining to do or Tanya needs to add name thief to her psycho title. Regardless Edward has some explaining to do.
| hippie starr chapter 12 . 3/9
So will Emmett actually show up with a new car for Bella? That'd be great. That was a pretty bad texting faux pax for Emmett.
I can't quite figure Alice out.
| hippie starr chapter 11 . 3/9
Alice seems determined to keep them apart. She keeps interrupting them at every turn. I'm assuming it is more out of concern for her twin though.
| hippie starr chapter 10 . 3/9
Whoa, when did the flip sides. Bella was trying to seduce Edward and then pouting when he kept pulling away. Now she is setting a rule that they have to wait at least 30 days and Edward is the one who plans to start seducing her so he doesn't have to wait?
I did giggle over Edwards past relationships with Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart. Especially when Emmett commented on how hot Nikki Reed was.
| hippie starr chapter 9 . 3/9
A little more info is revealed. It's like pulling teeth to get him to open up.
That jealousy is going to be an issue. He's going to have to get that under control before they have a chance of building a meaningful relationship.
| hippie starr chapter 8 . 3/9
Bed bath and beyond is a dangerous store. I would love to win a fully paid shopping spree there!
So Tanya is the ex. He is so tight lipped about it. Kinda scared of the reveal at this point.
| hippie starr chapter 7 . 3/9
Edward sure is secretive about the ex. That's not boding well for a current relationship.
Ugh, Jacob. Hopefully he got the message. I doubt it though.
| hippie starr chapter 6 . 3/9
Jacob is proving to be a problem. Bella needs to set him straight.
Edward was a bit out of control with his questioning Bella about hookups. Especially since Rose already outed her that she has only been with Jacob so obviously there is no booty calls with Mike. And for pity sake Edward is still pleading the fifth on HIS relationship history. Just how many booty calls does he have?
| hippie starr chapter 5 . 3/9
Poor Bella having to do a price check on a jumbo size box of condoms. Edward seemed to enjoy it though.