Reviews for Inappropriate Bedtime Stories: As Told By Denmark
Hetabee chapter 1 . 12/10/2013
Ah, Denny, you split my sides! This was so blunt and in-your-face, just like Denmark. That ending was perfect, too. XD Ha, he really should tell more stories and who says it has to only be bedtime stories (unless you do, then I'm totally on board with that). Oh, and I do have a question:

Is Denmark your favorite character in Hetalia?

I'm just curious. But really, this was exceptionally good. It made my night last night. :3
Black Rookie chapter 1 . 8/29/2013
I laughed so hard reading this!
"Would you like something to drink, maybe the blood of a virgin?" god, I read this 4 times and still laughed like a maniac
Guest chapter 1 . 6/24/2013
WHAT? CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? I am the epitome of calm, you fucking kid.

LMAO xD
Mirraz chapter 1 . 6/13/2013
Real smart Denmark. *sarcasm*
yoink chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
too funny xD oh ber... you little psychotic-tino-protecting-scary-ass-motherfucker...
hipsterJesus chapter 1 . 3/29/2013
im dying this iS TOO GREAT
Mixed-in-a-Fruit-Bowl chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
This was so funny and entertaining! XD
You captured Denmark perfectly dude!
PreciousAll chapter 1 . 11/30/2012
Kyaa! oh my god, that was hilarious! i want Denmark to tell me bedtime stories too! X3
that was definitely Denmark, hahaha XD poor our little sealand...
oh and poor russia. so graphic.. like mutilation? *shudder* he always (mostly) get the badass role.
NeverTooYoung4Slash chapter 1 . 11/18/2012
more bed time stories!
yes, i know.. somehow russia is not really a bad guy he is just misunderstood... a lot... XDD
but i kinda like the guy! XDD
gooddayworld chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
XD poor denmark, he kinda deserved it tho
pantherluver chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
Wow. May I just say WOW. This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read! I love this kind of style, where it's like one person talking to another.

And I completely agree with you on the whole Ivan thing. HE'S HAD A BLOODY PAST! WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU SNAP, TOO?

RUSSIA FTW!
superpixie11 chapter 1 . 7/11/2012
lol he carried his wife 'like a pimp' fav line.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/5/2012
lol loved the storie! denmark made it really funnya! poor tino fer bein stalked but go sweden fer kicking russia's arse! and i lov the end wen sweden an norway r they to beat the shizz outta denmark lolol fantastic storie Bailey
BernardTheWolf chapter 1 . 7/4/2012
I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF THRU THE ENTIRE THING! god i love you Denmark! this was HILARIOUS! u get an official Badge of Awesomeness as awarded by Zhe Awesome Prussia. u r a god. i got to like, the 3rd paragraph and already knew this was going in my faves
CacoPhoniA chapter 1 . 5/30/2012
Oh, god. XD That made me laugh. I can totally see Denmark telling this to Sealand.
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