Reviews for And Then They Ate Simmon
Kerowyn6 chapter 1 . 6/6/2014
This is unbelievably hilarious.
Wow chapter 1 . 5/3/2014
Easily the craziest thing I've ever read. Had me in stitches.

And then the stitches ate Simmon.
Kianlon chapter 1 . 12/18/2011
xD Why does everyone eat Simmon?
Schattenprinz chapter 1 . 11/16/2011
Great fanfiction, I laughed a lot. Especially in the part, where the author and Kvothe are arguing.

I love your random Kingkiller stories anyway, as you know. ;P
Komui-sama chapter 1 . 8/29/2011
Wow, a lot of randomness...but I still love it! Very funny and entertaining. Again, excellent grammar, well done.
Locust Boy chapter 1 . 8/20/2011

Lol, this kinda reminded me of "How to kill a Mockingbird", a hilariously random internet animation. So much random, so nonsensical... Insanely brilliant.
unimaginablyevilguycalledbob chapter 1 . 8/10/2011
OOOHHH JEASUS IM IN HISTERICS, CANT BREETH...LAUGHING TOO HARD...falls over dead from over laughter (and the eats simon)
Avatar RULES chapter 1 . 7/22/2011
Oh hell it's so funny! LMFAO!
Hasbean chapter 1 . 7/4/2011
WTH? You are certainly very prolific. I was laughing so hard while I was reading it that everyone in the library started giving me strange looks. That was seriously one of the most random fics I've ever read, but I love randomness (I've a very high tolerance for bs) so this was great. I especially love the banter between Kvothe and the author.

Cannibals at the University! Aaaaah!