Reviews for Kryptonite
Anne-Claire14 chapter 1 . 3/2
I know it's been more than two years but can we still hope for an update? I sure hope so
YOOU ROCK chapter 27 . 11/26/2014
Omg nuuuuu! You left it at the worst possible moment! Its been almost two years and you promised you wouldnt abondon it in one of the earlier chapters!Plz Update! You are a really good writer plz!
Reviews to Master chapter 27 . 6/29/2014
Well it looks like it either came back or life grabbed you by the balls and ripped your scrotum. Either way, you haven't updated in FOREVER and I might die from anticipation...or gas. Either way I'm gonna die! You wouldn't want that, would you? You wouldn't want me to DIE would you?! I'm too young and pretty to die! I'd rather die than die a virgin!

Karfartsky's unstable, Satan's pissing herself, Lame Anderson's not gonna know what him 'im and Lady McGirlylips is going to be sucked into one big shit storm. Good luck.

For the love of all that is Klaine...UPDATE.
Reviews to Master chapter 26 . 6/29/2014
Holy shitaki mushrooms I'm TERRIFIED right now.

Like...wow. I kinda feel bad now, you know? Like, with the fact that Dave is obviously jealous and envious of Superman's popularity and sicking one helluva ass like Hummel's, it gets to a guy. But he's still fucking crazy and needs to chill so he can find some nice young man who will love him just as much as he loves his porn collection of Kurt.
Reviews to Master chapter 25 . 6/29/2014
I felt my eyes bulge when Blaine told Kurt he wanted to ride him. Even WHEN Blaine bottoms it's STILL freaking HAWT.

DUDE HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE WALL SEX?! Did you write this chapter especially for ME?! No you didn't! Ohmigosh you're so sweet! You shouldn't have but you damn well should HAVE because this was AMAZING. Like, more than amazing. Like...OVARY EXPLOSION amazing.

I don't have a fully functioning vagina anymore. I blame you.
Reviews to Master chapter 24 . 6/29/2014
I like, blinked when I reached the end. At first I thought you were joking and then continue with the chapter, but when I saw it ended I was like "whut"? But then I had to scroll back to the beginning again and THEN I was like "oooooh" since it was a sneak peak and all. Mind you this happened in like...a minute.

Blaine is so nice and caring and fucking smoking! I want Superman as MY boyfriend! Or at least a Blaine Anderson personality. It would be a lie to say he wasn't the definition of UNF.
Reviews to Master chapter 23 . 6/29/2014
This chapter was hilarious. The political puns and the image of Kurt bitch slapping those girls was PERFECT. God...*wipes tear* so funny.

WOOT WOOT FOR SANTANA! Looks like she isn't so bad after all! What a sweetie. Maybe all that Prada and hairspray didn't go to her head.

Ugh. Ryan Semencrust. Ew.
Reviews to Master chapter 22 . 6/29/2014
It better not be! I've become too attached to it. If you don't end it I might die.

LET'S READY TO RUMBUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLE!

Did I mention how much I love Sue? No? Well, it's been a long time coming.

I. Fucking. COME. To Sue Sylvester. She. Is. HILARIOUS.

Love me, Sue! LOVE ME! /LOVE MEEEEEEEEE/! *shits pants*

I can't help but laugh at Karfartsky and Satan's relationship. It's kind of endearing if you look past the manipulation and weird obsession with beating Superman. Oh, and Dave's awkward fantasies about Kurt.

Weird. Awkward. Fantasies. *shudders*
Reviews to Master chapter 21 . 6/29/2014
SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOOOOOOOWN.

'Nuff said.
Reviews to Master chapter 20 . 6/29/2014
Sex on the cieling made me laugh! That's so hilarious though.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! Foreshadowing indeed! What will Superman do when Karfosky finds Kurt! And not to mention Dave's attraction for him.

Be prepared for the long and ultimate showdown between the arch enemies!
Reviews to Master chapter 19 . 6/29/2014
Ohmigosh...for a person who is DEDICATED to Blaine topping...this literally blew me away. I...I loved it in so many ways and it was sweet and loving and wonderful and UNF and you just did an amazing job all throughout and God you're amazing. The angst, Blaine being so amazing, Kurt finally confessing his love. You literally did a phenonmenal job on this chapter. And despite my annoying and non-funny stupid jokes that I crack every chapter I am REALLY enjoying this story. It really is something to be admired.

Superman, you really are the most super.
Reviews to Master chapter 18 . 6/29/2014
WOWN WOWN WOWN WAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWN.

Yes! I did actually! I forgot to mention that AND declare my undying love and loyalty to Hayden! We're actually getting married in the Bahamas and fuck like rabbits afterworda and through the whole honeymoon.

...Too much?
Reviews to Master chapter 17 . 6/29/2014
*RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFF*
*whistles*

HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DIGITY DOG! /Dayum/, baby! Y U SO SMEXY?!

Why do I get the feeling Santana slinking somewhere? Like, I feel like you've made me paranoid ever since that catch up chapter with Karfosky. Damn you for that.
Reviews to Master chapter 16 . 6/29/2014
*kneads forehead* I am emotionally and physically DRAINED from that. And I STILL think Blaine going after that horrible man was hot. A weird little kink of mine, I guess. Maybe like, three punches would've sufficed but not a full-blown collateral damage. Plus Blaine getting angry means he's human, you know? Like, I WANT to see Blaine get angry. We always see happy, dapper, Goody-Two-Shoes Blaine and we get it in our heads that an "angry" Blaine is SOOOO TOTALLY OOC and that's not true. It makes it more real, in my eyes, that no matter who you are you still have emotions and sometimes situations get you so mad that all you see is red. I'm not defending Blaine, he went too far when he shoved Kurt out of the way, but I'm saying that his actions weren't surprising at all. Superman isn't perfect. He's allowed to get angry too sometimes, but I do have to admit Blainers was a l'ile too intense.

What I'm trying to get at is that you shouldn't formulate or change or be influenced by the reviews. I'm not saying you are! You seem to have full control over that aspect. But what I AM saying is that while A LOT of reviews is totally awesome, it gets very dangerous and emotionally heavy sometimes. You have a lot of people with a lot of opinions to deal with, and some people wanting to change your story. I've seen situations where the reviewers get so emotionally attached where they get MAD at the author for doing something they don't like and placing all this pressure on the author to change it. You're here to write stories for us to enjoy and vice versa. We have no reason to change your story. It's your story, stick with it, and go on with how you want it to end. It's sad when you HAVE to explain anything and everything about your story to people. A story is supposed to be fun for not only the author, but for the readers as well. When it gets to the point where the readers try to control the story, well, that's when it loses it's magic.

You had me floored when it happened. Very unpredictable and it kept me on my toes. I don't hate what happened with the whole 'Blaine-Kicking-The-Holy-Shit-Out-Of-Those-Assholes' situation. I actually liked it a lot. For the sake of the plot and story I mean! Not the near-to-death experience.
Reviews to Master chapter 15 . 6/29/2014
OHMIFUCKINGGOSH I THINK I JUST DIED A LITTLE INSIDE.

Is it bad that I got a /teeny/ bit aroused at Blaine going after the guy? I mean, it was before I was floored when Superman was /actually/ beating him into a bloody pulp but...yeah.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
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