|Reviews for Mages and Templars and Wardens Oh My!|
| Suilven chapter 8 . 1/8/2013
""You! You're the one Gwen was talking about back in Amaranthine!" Anders shouted, standing up suddenly. "She told me about this girly man with a girl's name hitting on her. That was the Warden-Commander, you nug-shit! I grew up with her in the Circle and she's a sister to me! You fool!"
"HELP ME!" Shannen screamed as he was chased out of the tavern by Anders shooting lightning at him."
LOL What a great mental image this is. :D
| ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 8 . 1/8/2013
Aw Shannen, you just had to go and make it worse years after the fact, didn't you? I did however snicker at 'girly man with a girl's name'. Anders is never ever going to let him live it down is he? Well that and continuing with his favourite past time of shooting lightning at fools. It's just a pity that Shannen's making that too convenient for Anders!
Hilarious chapter Sharem! Loving these collection of stories.
| Suilven chapter 7 . 1/8/2013
"The dwarf chuckled at his friend's appearance and shook his head. "Someone else mistake you for a girl again?"
Hawke slammed the mug down on the table, rattling everything on top of it. "I just don't know why!" he exclaimed loudly, causing a few of the bar's patrons to hiss at him to be quiet. He gave them a rude gesture and sighed again. "I don't understand...I have stubble on my face, I don't wear those freaking robes that make me look like a girl...""
LOL Poor Shannen... *snicker*
| ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 7 . 1/7/2013
Bwa ha ha...I feel sorry for Shannen. No. Wait. Having a weird name does not necessarily have to be a curse. And Shannen's perfectly capable of not giving a purple spotted fig. And looking on the bright side. He could have been called Agnes.
| ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 6 . 1/6/2013
Yay! So happy to read more of your wonderful stuff! And such a treat to see Gwen meet with the irrepressible Shannen Hawke. Even with the incredibly corny pickup lines. *Sigh* Shannen...choose your targets carefully!
And this is funny! Great chapter.
| Suilven chapter 6 . 1/4/2013
"The man laughed as he caught Gwen staring at him. "Yes, I know I'm a catch," he began arrogantly, "but I don't kiss on the first date."
"Jerk," the elf hissed and crossed her arms petulantly."
LOL You just know Shannen is going to be trouble in the best possible way. ;)
| Snarkoleptic chapter 5 . 11/21/2011
Okay, these are all pretty amusing, but the buildup to the roast lamb? PRICELESS.
| xseikax chapter 5 . 11/15/2011
Okay, this last chapter had me just totally gaping, b/c I think we could all see Flemeth eating something so disgusting. But I can totally see Morrigan trying to freak everyone out like that!
I just started laughing at the whole "what did you think I was talking about" moment XD
Absolutely wonderful job! I'm totally subscribing!
| Ventisquear chapter 5 . 10/3/2011
Aww what a waste of perfectly delicious lamb meat!
And bet on Zevran to try to take advantage of this situation, hehe. :)
| kkhaleesi chapter 5 . 9/29/2011
Oh shucks, a shoutout? I feel all bashful and whatnotXD. Anyway, I honestly wouldn't be shocked if Morrigan ate children... She seems like she would do that. And the twist was hilarious, with the lamb and whatnot. Kudos to you friend, kudos.
| Suilven chapter 5 . 9/29/2011
LOL Nicely done! And, thank you so much for the shout out, too. *blush*
I like the way you described the increasingly horrified/sickened reactions and I can totally see Morrigan leading them on like that. Good stuff. :D
| Ventisquear chapter 4 . 9/26/2011
Sten doesn't realise the terrible consequences the introduction of cookies will cause in Qunari society - pleasure, desire, temptation... sin. xD
I loved it, reactions of everyone was very believable, and I could imagine I'm there with them.
| Suilven chapter 4 . 9/23/2011
LOL I'm not much of a Sten fan, but I do find his fascination with cookies hilarious. I like the "stories around the campfire" idea and I hope you do more of them. I'd love to hear what story Morrigan would tell. :)
| kkhaleesi chapter 4 . 9/23/2011
Sten really loves his cookies. Imma pull a Sten on this one... Is this chapter good?" Yes.
| Ventisquear chapter 3 . 8/28/2011
Surana, pale, with purple eyes, friend with Jowan, loves pranks, doesn't like Greagoir and short-tempered... yes, I think Air just found his favourite female cousin. xD
I like your Gwen and I really like your humour. Please write more.