You have no idea how hard I laughed when my friend told me to read this story. When I did,I couldnt stop laughing! SO funny! When I have a really bad day, I read this.. :)

Vampires don't need to go to the bathroom, you preppy bitch.

Ah, whatever the hell your name is, friend of Tara...you suck.

And to you, the author of the snarky commentary, I salute you.

I'm trying to remember how long this train wreck is.. nice story! I think that's the farthest I've made into it, so far, actually.. I started rewriting Twila so that it kind of makes sense and there's a lot less grammatical errors, but I'm a horrid updater, and I couldn't help but start commentating too. So that take forever to update. Hehe you're funny, though.

Never ever give up this story, just please make it a little easier to read.

Never ever give up this story, just please make it a little easier to read.

Alright this is just retared. YOUR RETARED TWILA. I THINK U NEED MEDICATION. JUST CUT YOURSELF SUMMORE WILL YA. DIE ! that felt good to get out of my system. Im terribly sorry if ive hurted your feelings but not to twila. Usally im calm but this is too much. Also as you say twila FUKK OFF

You certainly are brave my dear, I'll pray for your survival (to God or Satan? Who knows). Your courage shall always be remembered.

Ok,let you one thing twila your,grammer is horrible. Your a vampire did you even go to grammer school? Its ok for me because im on a phone. Now write better and dont tell ' fukk off' or ill send STDSD to kill you.

STDSD:shes not kidding. Ill kill you for fun

Me: yes he will. Happy now. Your going to die and your not pregnant . Two vampires cant have a baby but a vampire and a human ( * cough* bella swan *cough* and edward cullen * cough,*) so go to hell witch cause you just offically pissed me off

STDSD,:kill

Me: kill. So because I promise on my life that you WILL DIE

I do not think it us really wise for me to sit in a coffee shop and read this. I got some really strange stares from my friends and fellow customers. Just because somebody starts to laugh at a iPod screen does not mean people cam state at them. Anyways, keep updating.

Rawr8571

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your comments to this are absolutely hysterical! Especially: "alice started 2 cry tearz of blood. "Y r her tears blood" i asked all curios

Because you're grammar is horrible, Twila." Please keep going with this!

Your commentary was funny. It takes skill to write as awfully as that person does, hurts my brain just reading it.

This was freaking hilarious!