Reviews for Resistance is Futile
smilebot chapter 1 . 8/17/2011
Trolololololol XD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Cesare and Ezio are bossom buddies! HAHAHAHAHA

My fave thing in ANY fic I've ever read in my entire life (what is this I don't even).

Lol, the condom packets; actually, I received a box of them for one of my birthdays. It was trussed up so nicely, I didn't expect it until I read the label. GAAHHHH

I'm actually like Desmond. LOL I'm not one for wild parties, and to be honest, I never even had a real birthday party. Guess it's a crazy Asian thing (coughparentssuckcough).

I AM IN LURVVEEEEE.

(Btw, I think Cesare shouldn't just say dirty deeds; he should PERFORM dirty deeds to Ezio. AmIrightoramIright?)