yeah, a fantastic funny crazy awesome story! awesomely brilliant and very much crazy, very nice! lovely touch to bring Cedric back first. thank you very much for sharing your story!

On yes, surrender indeed wanch of a human being

Yes, just wait...just wait Mwahahahaha hahaha

On yes Dumbledore will be all look 'leader's that somehow he just had a 'heart attack' and died.
( Techniquely it was a heart attack, I mean his heart was tacked against his office)

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Throughly enjoyed this story. Thanks

BRILLIANT

Well done! Thank you.

Well that was fun. Trying to give people the highlights of this is going to be (and has so far been) bloody hilarious.

"Five minutes later and James and Lily are already... Then Slughorn turned out to have a major crush on... And that's how Harry ended up having an affair with Snape's successor."

Oh yes. Thank you for taking the time to write this. Cheesy, very cheesy, but fun all the same.

Surrender has gained another origin I see

"Together"

Oh my god, the absolute CHEESE. I'm laughing but, like, wow. It's prevelant

LmAo! Barely five minutes and they're already getting a divorce.

Loved every inch of it

Just an fyi; J.K. Rowling stated that Draco knew Occulmency before he even started Hogwarts. (I suspect all Dark purebloods do. Family secrets to hide and all that.)

i had read this fic a few years ago but finally found it again. i absolutely love it, please continue to write

He honestly reminds me if my grandma XD just the way he's talking and treating Harry through all of this, lmao