Reviews for With No Intent
lynn-writer chapter 1 . 2/29/2012
Totally how it really happened :D
Lord 0f Storms chapter 1 . 11/5/2011
Leliana of the Blessed Bimbos XD. How do you keep coming up with those!

Ah, poor Joss. Although it does kind of seem like karmic retribution for her not participating in the "pick the right number and you get to die!" game. And I'm sure Jowan would be so grateful he'd even start a Chantry in her honour. Lol :D

Riordan has to be one of the stupidest characters I've ever clapped eyes on. He's got a lovely, sexy voice, but still batty enough to join the Blessed Bimbos himself, providing he strapped a couple of melons to his chest or something. Seriously, who thinks that throwing themselves off a tower and onto a dragon is a good idea? O.o All those ballistas, archers and mages aren't good enough? Flipping Orlesians!

Heh, if only Teagan was as into threesomes as Zev, Joss wouldn't have to worry about that silly little thing called fidelity. :D

And that old cow, Wynne! Joss' boots should be displayed for all of Thedas to see, so that randoms will come and bow to them and her magnificence, not on the feet of some sweaty apprentice. Or maybe Teagan would want them as a pungent reminder of what he's lost. :D Oh that's bad. Hopefully Alistair will have enough sense to grab them off the old lady.
Isala Uthenera chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
Took me 15 minutes too write this review,i was laughing way more then i should of but it was absolutely hilarious!
Gene Dark chapter 1 . 9/4/2011
Hahaha - how did I miss this! This is seriously awesome. Too many laugh-out-loud moments to list them all, but my faves have to be:

"Elissa "Buns of Steel" Cousland"

"She would rather kiss Wynne on the lips"

"Sister Bats in her Belfry"

and the hilarious and awful way poor Joss went. And Wynne recycling her boots - gah!
Suilven chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
This story made me laugh when you posted it on the CMoDA board, but I wanted to leave you a review here too. Loved it!
Tyanilth chapter 1 . 8/11/2011
Well, I know this is not how With Noble Intent is going to end (please please) but it's still pure Joss. What a way to go. :)

I didn't think anyone was going to manage a humorous response to this challenge, and this was a pure delight :)
lisakodysam chapter 1 . 8/9/2011
This was hilarious throughout and was really the only way for Joss to go...through a combination of incompetence, slapstick and bad luck. And, in true Joss style, she was snarky right until the end :-) The image of her boots being the only thing left of her will stay with me for a long time ;-)

I do feel for poor Teagan, though :'(
Wolfox6 chapter 1 . 8/9/2011
LOL! I admit that I agreed with the slight snarkiness towards Riordan. Didn't care much for him in the game. Secrets are one thing, withholding necessary information another!

As for the boots being the only thing left? Bwahahahahaha. The Wizard of Oz would've been proud!

Nicely done.
ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
And thank goodness in the 'real world', it doesn't end this way. Ferelden needs more angry Mages. It's a pity the job of killing the Archdemon couldn't be given to a Warden Wynne. She's already dead after all, no one would miss her...

Brillant response to the challenge :)
naomis8329 chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Wonderful, delightfully funny and totally monty pythonish in its telling and ending.

Howled my way through and now my stomach hurts lol.

Thanks hun, tho I look forward to WNI nevertheless.

Take care

Naomi xxx
Nithu chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Haha! You wicked bugger, finishing Joss off and making it funny too!
cloud1004 chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Well that was...unexpected. And entirely too funny. Of course Wynne plays a part in sabotaging another of joss's plans. And recycling her boots? I should expect no less from that preachy old hag. Lol!

Poor Teagan!
Enaid Aderyn chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
I said this on the CMDA board, and it bears repeating: OMG - You're brilliant! I adored how Joss was absolutely "pfft, yeah right, I've got better things to do than die."

But then at Riordan's fall Dopplering in ...omfg...I lost it...uterrly and irrevocably.

Trust you to make a non-canon, OOC story completely in-character and believable . :DD
Josie Lange chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Of course Joss isn't going to make the killing blow...that's for heroic manly men and she's no manly man. She wants to live her life and maybe have an oh-so manly and hot Teagan warming her bed. With or without grapes.

Well, so much for the best laid plans... ;)

Off Denerim production... *snicker* Raining blood...eeww (and a very rowdy song by the way). I giggled again at Jowan's "enthusiam" for being the hero and killing the archdemon. You just KNEW the second Joss touched the sword that things were going to end far differently than she planned. Aw, crap. ;)

Wynne taking her boots? Hysterical. Old bat. Poor Teagan...

Wonderful response to the challenge, my dear. We needed some levity and you proided it most excellently. :)
Arsinoe de Blassenville chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Ironic and funny. Hey-you didn't like the Darkspawn Chronicles?

What a perverted game that is! And pretty stupid, too.
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