This was funny. Thanks

I wonder if Bella's vampire talent will be idiocy? I would find it funny if being turned caused her inability to be read to go away and that is all Eddie boy ever hears.

Does Harry have any of his other magic? What about the shard in the scar? What is going on with the Wizards and Witches where Harry is concerned?

Harry is a different personality when he is in flight/hover mode...sounds like a child of Hermes.

Good read thank you
Sequel please

I love this book I was curious if you are going to be doing a sequel for it

Very different, and interesting, and funny.

This was great!

1. I am loving this, especially mischievous Harry.
2. In regard to your post at the bottom, I’ve never looked into others reasons why they don’t like Twilight, I’ll just say, I am not sure about the portrayal of Native American shapeshifters, I’ve not done a lot of reading on them, but from what I have, they were considered evil and brought sickness and death. Otherwise I enjoyed the books, not so much the movies, but I usually find fault in movies based off of books I’ve read.
3. I made my daughter shake her jead at me when I read your joke to her.

The shifters are one of the fews things about Twilight that bothers me. Native skinwalkers and shape shifters are completely different from were wolves. I could forgive the shiny vampires, but i couldnt look past the doggos. Its been a while since i read the books but i think the author put a note that jacobs tribe of shifters are not the same as the "children of the moon". That was good enough for me.
Other than that, it was just a weird story but entertaining.

This was awesome! Definitely worth a read!

Awwww! Charlie! It's really too bad there aren't any stories about him

Lol poor Mike! poor Charles too! Harry truly is evil

...I don't know whether to be amazed or scared of how well you portray Edward and Bella's POVs.

I love this fic and its awesome jokes lol