Reviews for What Do You Want For Breakfast?
Capricorn75 chapter 1 . 3/21
Damn. Now I'm hungry AND horny.
Treestar2509 chapter 1 . 2/11
Perfect way to start the day. Well written. Thanks for sharing.
twlightbella chapter 1 . 1/29/2014
Bella and Edward as Newlyweds and have sex on their kitchen table
Guest chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
GOOD
morena.davidson.3 chapter 1 . 7/9/2013
mmmmmm...bacon :)
meelee729697 chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
"Something told me I'd want to hold on for this one."
:)
This was YuMMy & FuNNy. - The interaction between them was so believable. Very relatable.
Too cute!
Erikajo chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
I think I have a bacon fetish after reading this. Haha! ;)
purelyamuse chapter 1 . 11/12/2011
You always write such honest and funny couples. Loved this bit: "You didn't hear what I said! What was I supposed to do, send up a pigeon?"

"Gross. You know I hate pigeons."
sincerelyalh chapter 1 . 9/2/2011
333
grrrr.edward chapter 1 . 8/27/2011
fucking awesome!
Rebadams7 chapter 1 . 8/21/2011
Ah

see

define breakfast ...

yeah

Reb
Julia-S77 chapter 1 . 8/18/2011
Loved it, it was hilarious

loved that Bella was so annoyed with Edward in the beginning, I think we all feel that way sometimes about our husbands! and Edward growling like on animal planet xx
Cassiakohn chapter 1 . 8/17/2011
that was awesome, sexy, hawt as fuck! and just hell yeah!
Guest chapter 1 . 8/16/2011
"This has no plot. It's basically just porn" my favorite kind.

Ily. Ridiculously.

"his big, floppy feet whacking against the floor" *FEET* eh? Yeah. Surrrrre.

Tonsils being sexy? FAWK YAH.

"How long did 'newlyweds' last as an excuse for constantly wanting to have sex?" bEST LINE EVER.

"coming towards me." *Giggle*

"Best wife ever." - Yesh, you are.

I'm going to like, reread this. (HELL YEAH I'MMA REREAD, OMG.) And properly share my thoughts when I'm in a more thoughtful state of mind that doesn't just think of moans and clench thighs and curse the fact that only one wall separates me from the living room. (And my parents.) (Hello, awkwardness.)

So, uh, yeah. Anyway. I LOVED IT AND IT WAS HOT AND I HNNNNNNGH AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

Also, it wouldn't be weird if you told me you love me more than Bacon, even though I am Bacon so you're telling me you love me more than you love me. It'd just be... you. Which is weird so it would be actually weird but weird in a you way. Which is a good way. ...or something. I LOVED THE PORN. Yeah. And I love you. Maybe even, like, a nano-meter more than the porn. THAT IS EPIC LOVE I TELL YOU.
Burntcore chapter 1 . 8/15/2011
OMG - this was awesome - esp the assface in the beginning. My hubs and I call each other names all the time. And the part at the end when she listed the things he sucked at - lol so refreshing that edward isn't Mr. Perfect.

Oh, and the table ravishing was quite hot too - funny actually, and hot. LOL
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