Reviews for Axel's top 5 tips
RandomChick chapter 1 . 7/29/2013
Wow...Kingdom Jearts characters can be absolute IDIOTS.
Sharkey52 chapter 1 . 5/30/2013
XD *Dies of laughter*
Yup, it's Axel that needs advice on how to get his friends back! I mean, come on - the first tip is kidnapping!
In KH2, logic is forgotten.
tiredgirl chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
Pheonix:...if my buddies left I know not to use those...they failed.

Ti:Awww thanks Pheonix!

Pheonix:I would try piranas!

Maxis:Uhhh no...You'd probably just ask your babysitter what to do.

Ti:That's part of what your parents payed her for.

Pheonix:SHE WAS PAYED!*slams fist on the table killing a harmless bug*

Ti: Yeah,didn't your parents tell you that?

Pheonix:No.

Maxis:She would've never dealt with your insanity without payment.

Pheonix:...are you guys payed?

Ti:Nope! We're not even babysitting anyone.

Pheonix:Yay!

Ti:Kay, now that that's figured out I would probably say if I win at a fight you go with me, if you win, you're free as a birdie, then use the stradegy I call 'Operation: Get Out Alive' Also known as the OGOA.

Maxis: Didn't ya use that against the final boss on Re:Coded?

Ti: Yep, the OGOA consists of running around in circles till the healing thing works, in KH's case Curaga, then striking till ya need to heal again, then repeat till ya win.

Maxis: I would just ask why and try to fix the problem.

Ti:But that's too easy!

Pheonix:*finds sugar and a spoon* I see their pain I rhymed!_
Tighn Lwerka chapter 1 . 8/20/2011
I was laughing like crazy!