|Reviews for Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Immortal|
| oblivionnight chapter 1 . 4/13/2014
Yes. Yes! YES! My Immortal left me mentally scarred and a wondering of what 'limpid' meant...turns out 'limpid' means transparent.
| Sydney chapter 1 . 8/16/2013
This is simply PERFECT. I love how you included Jack! And the bashing of My Immortal was indeed fitting.
| Brambleshadow of WindClan chapter 1 . 5/11/2013
Thank you so much for writing this - I seriously couldn't stop laughing. And fortunately (or maybe unfortunately) /that/ story has been deleted, so I can't look it up. Honestly, after reading this, I'm not sure I want to, considering their profile page was bad enough. Anyway, much kudos. Hhmm, the Master on FF? Should be interesting . . . :D
| PandaEyedDetective chapter 1 . 4/16/2013
I think I regenerated from all the laughter when I read this, it was bloody brilliant! I made the mistake of reading My Immortal a while ago, I got through half a chapter before I started screaming at my laptop XD
| Kai19 chapter 1 . 4/2/2013
I personally never read the story, and when I checked out XXXbloodyrists666XXX's profile on my phone, it didn't show any stories, though perhaps it's my phone trying to protect me, considering that what I read on the bio was bad enough.
I need some brain bleach now, please.
| hurricaneclaw chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
I laughed. A lot. I shouldn't have, but I did. :'D
| karicom333 chapter 1 . 11/15/2012
That was awesome!
| MiriRainbowitz chapter 1 . 3/24/2012
Is this your way of telling is not to read My Immortal? Also, it was, as Ron would say, bloody brilliant.
| Brownbug chapter 1 . 1/30/2012
"I hear your pain, dude, I hear your pain." LOL, very funny, "My Immortal" has to be /the/ worst thing ever written.
Thanks for writing.
OK, I'm now off to check out the Master's Martha/Rose slash fic :)
| Waiting To Be Broken chapter 1 . 12/30/2011
You, lady, are the one to introduce me to that... story... so I couldn't not review this. First of all My Immortal was brilliant! I laughed so hard my neighbours thought I had gone insane (which wasn't so far from the truth). Now about your story... I really liked the little details like the Master's nickname (the number 907, how did you come up with it, because if I'm not wrong this is the age of the Doctor) and Jack reading the stories about himself and the Master (that was what he was doing when they waited for the Master, right?) Hahaha, and the Master's reaction after he read it! Is it wrong that I want to snuggle him? :D And awww the two Timelords hugging. Now excuse me, I'm going to wait for Voldi to comfort me.
| zoe alice chapter 1 . 12/22/2011
THIS is pure genius. Maybe up the rating to T 'cause of the swearing, though.
| DamaraLazuli chapter 1 . 10/29/2011
You need a rose doctor..
a. specific rose.. X3
OMG THAT WAS SO GENIUS! I haven't read it, but I am pretty sure if it freaks the master out. I will want to read it even more. But before I do, can you send me a link and on a rate of 1 to 10...
HOW disgusting was it?
| WomanFromTheOldKingdom chapter 1 . 9/12/2011
After i read this i tried reading the real version. Needless to say I stopped reading after one and a half chapters because i felt like throwing up.
Yours is much better
| ramblingsofatimetraveler chapter 1 . 9/11/2011
Of course the Master writes femslash why ever shouldn't he? XD
| Rallah chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
I just happen to have recently read a few chapters of that particular abomination of a story...I stopped when I felt my brain leaking out through my ears and eyes. I actually banged my head against the desk a couple of times just to get my wires straight again and gave myself a couple of days to recover from the trauma. It's just one of those things you can't "Unsee".
So I really love this. Thank you for making the recovery, from an experience I'll never be able to forget, that little bit easier.