Reviews for TwentyEight Days
GothicTemptress chapter 1 . 1/16/2015
Holy. SHIT. How is it that I've never read this story?! I can't stop laughing!

CSG chapter 1 . 7/24/2014
Do you know how many people have asked why Vamps dont do this? Edward earned his Red Wings! Thank you for sharing! :)
Rita01tx chapter 1 . 3/17/2014
Now that's what I call a win-win situation LOL! What woman doesn't want to feel good when she's feelin' her worst?
morena.davidson.3 chapter 1 . 12/28/2013
Cute, funny, and gross all at the same time :)
btlmotormouth chapter 1 . 7/19/2013
I know some people would find this sick but I loved it, I absolutely love the twilight saga but this would have made the whole no sex with Bella because she was human so much better!
EmmaDel chapter 1 . 5/1/2013
Funny, but definitely gross. Strangely enough I had thought about the same thing. I even came across a comic on a different site with Edward sucking on a used tampon. Also quite gross.

Love the perma boner and Stephanie Meyer being his ex was great.
jdifrans chapter 1 . 1/14/2013
I think I love you! That was too funny. THank You for posting
CullensTwiMistress chapter 1 . 1/4/2013
Gross but brilliant!
Iklepixie chapter 1 . 12/3/2012
Ewww were does your mind go when you get these ideas? Then again for Edward anything he wants he can have
sillyvamp chapter 1 . 12/2/2012
And she lived. Bonus! Hahaha...
fcat5761 chapter 1 . 2/20/2012
Too funny! Raunchy but fun! Walgreens, what a hoot.
twilightcougarrp chapter 1 . 2/16/2012
hahaha Loved it! Had me laughing out loud, brilliant. Hope you will do more one shots like this, it definitely made my day. thanks x
kelysuperficial chapter 1 . 2/15/2012
You are one crazy bitch, bb. ILYSFM
Blue fantaisie chapter 1 . 2/13/2012
Gross but so funny and cynical!
cat5050 chapter 1 . 1/14/2012
Hahaha-EEWWW! Sure am glad I didn't put this mess on my reader!
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