Larry the enchanted Harry meets Mr. Bill weird, but still going. Dripping in Baskquilisk venom or just salavia, I wonder?

Some fun things in this chapter.

This was a fun and interesting chapter. I think Harry is taking his personal credo a little too seriously, if he's going to wait for days to read letters, but I'm glad he realizes that he indeed has friends now. Friends who got him Christmas presents last year, even if no birthday presents over the summer. He wasn't expecting them, but now he might have get holiday gifts for his friends (even if he didn't write thank you notes to the ones he didn't get presents for last year). Oh, and also looking out for those mail order catalogs.

Also how can paselmouths talk to axolotls?

When Harry used the point Luna spell I was expecting Harry to catch Luna changing or something, still think that he might. Also I cannot see house elves wasting time on video games, seems very inhouse elf like

stop badgering harry, hermione. you know nothing about wizarding culture or its creatures so just STOP. she is so annoying

LOL yay for charms and milk that knowledge from lockhart. honestly ppl get so shirty about him but SNAPE IS FAR FAR WORSE THAN HIM. muggle filth you bastard half blood

I am in love over this lol

Third read thru, still great

"Must diet" "Too fat for thin pipes" The Basilisk. But also, Draco– Hahaha! This book/series is hilarious!

I am really enjoying Larry and his adventures. This story is laugh out loud funny. Thank you for sharing your ideas

Thanks for the fun story

Larry is going to be truly centient eventually, arnt they?

Is Larry going to be an overarching villain?

Oh my gosh, this was hilariously INSANE! *cackling my head off now*