And this was a fantastic first date

And I laughed at what Ron could smell.

Yeah, they keep asking about a girl. You're onto it, Hermione!

It's a date!

I, once again, felt that mortification when Harry said Malfoy when he was having a go with Parkinson. Daaaaaamn, I even groaned, aloud, oh noooooo, whyyyyyyy?! My dog didn't appreciate not knowing why I was so, ahhhh, embarrassed. (I have a knack for reader's embarrassment. It's painful. Oh so much pain.)

Not going to lie, I skipped over the Anthony/Tracey bit. I enjoyed the chapter, don't get me wrong!

I'm guessing Teddy doesn't exist in the wee background? Would have thought Remus and Tonk's wands would've been with the living relatives.

Besides that nonsensical, and I think, overall irrelevant thoughts... really great chapter. I'd be Harry, but I'd have trudged forth committing to the study plans and forewent the sexy stuffs.

"Aw, never mind," Seamus grumbled. "Let's just go to the fuckin' forest."

That—that right there—had me cracking up this chapter. I love Luna and she's just the best. She stole this whole chapter.

Ron and Hermione cracked. me. up!

I'm not going to lie... before rereading this story, I took a look at the reviews. You got so much undeserved hate that I felt bad for laughing. It was one of those "Michael Jackson in the theater eating popcorn" moments.

I'm glad 'past' me hadn't commented on this chapter so it'll be easy for me to say that I may or may not be logged in or logged out when commenting. I'm on a fanfic binge and I am determined to review as many chapters as possible. (I've already had to do several captchas from cloudflare today alone and two captchas from ffn. They don't like me right now.) Which is fine to say because I know I really like this story a lot. Worth the "prove you're a human ,.. you... mortal." harassment.

Great first chapter!

This is just sad.

draco should stick 2 polish his wand by hiself and makesure 2 never ever touch harrys eleven inches of pliable magnificent shaft

nver rub another mans rhubarb as dat joker he say in nineteen eighty nine

dat y dis slash b crazy an wrong

oh every time i reed of storys wiv harry/draco 2gethrr i cry an start 2 cut my self again in pain
y do u hurt us so much? it not tru an we all no it not tru but u stil post untru
i bleeds be coz off u not caring i cut 4 u tellings all lies wiv ships of peepole hoo nots be 2gether ever
we crys cut an crys morr
plez stop 4 us
sadd gurlz
Sep 20 2009

"More gay schoolboy sex! Now I've seen bloody everything!"
"urrgh"
*drops dead*

NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH MY GOD