|Reviews for Assumptions|
| Kayleigh1789 chapter 1 . 12/19/2016
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
| guardianofdragonlore chapter 1 . 3/18/2015
Ooooookaaaaaaay. Ouch their eyes are scared forever.
| CuteHeartz chapter 1 . 11/18/2014
Actually the "Florida-is-America's-junk" theory is a good theory. America of course has had... You-know-what, ever since he was born. it's just that when Florida became a part of the Union, it became what represented Florida.
| Determined Artist chapter 1 . 4/10/2014
| Miggs chapter 1 . 7/12/2013
Was it 'Shallow Hal'? Was that the movie? And for the record, I have yet to look at the other reviews where in this movie might be mention.
| RiderPhantomhive chapter 1 . 5/29/2013
I've seen the movie your talking about!
I forgot the title, but it was about a man who had a spell cast on him so every woman, no matter her flaws, would be beautiful. He fell in love with a fat girl that was 'biggest loser' worthy, and his best friend (the dude with the tail) Tried to get him to stop loving her.
In the end everyone lived happily ever after...
And your take on 'Florida' is Hilarious.
| saoirsewolf chapter 1 . 3/8/2013
The way I see it is that America got a growth spurt when he got Florida.
| Locomotive Badger chapter 1 . 1/16/2012
Instantly thought of shallow hal o_o
And DUHR, everyone knows Nevada is America's junk -_-
(Sin city? )
Anyway, I loved this xD It was really random, buhh that makes it better~!
| Hatake Kai chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
I almost die from laughing,,, He has a tail,,, Thats funny.
And yeah that whole Florida thing is weird...
| Matryoshka-Sweetheart chapter 1 . 9/16/2011
Sweet plot twist! XD poor alfie but x3 oo and I think the movie you're thinking of is shallow Hal :3
| Dionnysia chapter 1 . 9/15/2011
This is so...random. Awesome.