Reviews for Bollocks
23DrarryIsLove22 chapter 1 . 10/12/2015
"Do you reckon it looks like the little dot is shaking?"

Hermione snatched the map from Ron's hands. "It's bouncing," she concluded and rolled up the old yellow parchment.

"Stupid bouncing ferret," Ron grumbled

ROFL *laughs hysterically*
babyvfan chapter 1 . 10/2/2015
I give this story two thumbs up
HawthornRose chapter 1 . 10/1/2015
lol, nice one! loved it 3
Jd-dox chapter 1 . 9/27/2015
The dot bouncing set me off in the middle of the night. I laughed way to fucking hard.
BAFan chapter 1 . 9/14/2015
Starting with your hilarious summary all the way to the end, with Ron mourning that Draco's bits were intact, this is one of the funniest and most satisfying oneshots ever! And I can't believe I never left a review, because I know I've read it before, probably more than once.
malini85 chapter 1 . 9/6/2015
Oh god! Soooooo good! Can't believe I haven't read this before... See its true..I really have won the lottery... Life's good! Thank you! Muahhhh!
UpTheHill chapter 1 . 9/5/2015
This was great! The summary is hilarious, the situation is hilarious (and steamy), the ending is hilarious. I think your idea was very interesting!
the starrose chapter 1 . 6/22/2015
Hahaha! Hilarious!
Jackie K Paper chapter 1 . 5/29/2015
Fanouch chapter 1 . 5/19/2015
Hi ! I'm a french reader and i wanted to say thank you for this story, which i liked very much. I added it to my favourites.
kt chapter 1 . 3/25/2015
lol this is sooooooo funnyyy
serenityselena chapter 1 . 2/10/2015
that was really amusing :)
Guest chapter 1 . 12/24/2014
Awww! But I wanted more yummyness! SO MUCH DRARRY POTENTIAL HERE! Srsly, why not continue it?
Officially-Mrs.Trancy chapter 1 . 10/14/2014
xD "Stupid bouncing Ferret" If only he knew. *shakes head*
Beth9891 chapter 1 . 10/3/2014
Love the last bit with folorn Ron :-) fabulous!
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