|Reviews for Princess Textlestia|
| Rowanoak23 chapter 3 . 4/13/2012
Pffffff! This is too funny! Bizarre and random, but that's part of the fun. Fitzsimmons? For serious? XD
| BronyBraeburn chapter 3 . 4/13/2012
Oh Sweet Celestia, that was beautiful. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire chapter. Celestia needs a dash of this random chaos in Season 3 rather then drive-by trolling. I LOVE the ending and I hope you do more fics with Pirate Queen Celestia.
| Lavasharks chapter 3 . 4/13/2012
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
I'm up too late again, as usual. Sleep is for the weak. Fantastic ending. You're so good at making me laugh and leaving me speechless. With confusion. Well done.
| Lags chapter 2 . 3/25/2012
Wow, that was a REALLY good chapter!
| Lags chapter 1 . 3/25/2012
Funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!
| thatpokepornguy chapter 2 . 3/6/2012
Something about Celestia using the phrase 'WTF' is just priceless. Great chappy, moar plz k.
| thatpokepornguy chapter 1 . 3/6/2012
I had my glass chessboard on my bed, because I brought it out to teach my brother how to play. When I got to the 'RRRRRRRRR Im so fat' part, I fell over, landed on the chessboard, it shattered, and I laid there for roughly 2 minutes, laughing so hysterically hard that I started choking. Now that the bleeding has stopped and I'm not dizzy anymore, I thought I'd review.
I also like to say that I share your viewpoint on cutie mark stimulation. So hawt.
| BronyBraeburn chapter 2 . 1/20/2012
I have got to stop reading your stories when I'm making dinner. The battery on my 3DS died 3/4 of the way through Scented Venom and I cursed loudly. Tonight, I was reading this fic and I was laughing a little too loudly from the very first text message for my family's taste. I thought the first chapter was great, but the second, sweet Celestia, I laughed so hard and so often I gave myself a stomachache. Luna off at a party in Haywaii is the best explanation I've ever heard for her absence during Return of Harmony, and the conversation between Discord and Celestia was just absolutely wonderful. The third chapter will probably have me die laughing.
| Questionable Object chapter 2 . 1/16/2012
It should be used as a torture method.
Aeos bless you.
| N3phtys chapter 2 . 1/5/2012
Princess Trollestias real reasons to let the mane six handle Discord xD
well done, well done. :D
And the pun .. Sweet Jesus!
| jman377355 chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
Awesome, really like your sense of humor.
| jman377355 chapter 1 . 12/16/2011
Y'know I saw this story before clicked on it and then quickly clicked out because of how ridiculous the premise is. I've kicked the habit for the most part, funniest story I've read from you yet, and that's saying something.
| Rowanoak23 chapter 2 . 12/8/2011
That...was TERRIBLE! You are terrible Princess Celestia! Ugh! Luna was funny. Discord was funny. Celestia, you are not funny. Except that you are so lazy. But your puns are baaaaaad!
I need to go rest now. I suddenly have a headache. XD
| Rowanoak23 chapter 1 . 12/8/2011
Princess Celestia is wicked! Poor Twi!
Very silly and fun. I liked it!
| Zervziel chapter 2 . 12/2/2011
As you may have noticed this review is considerably late for me. There is a reason for this, however. I first noticed a unique phenomenon with PL's first text: My left hand started smoking. This concerned me mildly as I was in a no-smoking zone at the time. Soon afterwards, my right hand and both feet were smoking too. At the point that the text war broke out, I had flames burning my arms and legs. I wasn't too concerned so I kept reading. What the hell is "totes" supposed to mean anyway? Any how shortly afterwards my body was on fire. It was starting to die down but at that ending pun, my skin detonated. Unfortunately in my time of burning my blood and other fluids had become volatile so once my skin blew off they ignited and I blew up. So because of that pun I exploded. Twice...and not in the good way. The reason I'm late is I've spent that time pulling myself together and totally not Skyrim's fault.
Overall a nice story and we find out where Luna was during that time. Celestia telling Twilight to "shut the f**k up and get p off her sad flank" had me laughing. However who is Sparkle to tell Tia what to say? To the Sun!
Also Celestia playing checkers in private. How very naughty! *does best impression of Freaky Fred* I would never shave a pony's tail. That'd be weeeeird. Look it up on YouTube if ya don't et the reference. It's from Courage.