Have been reading this ravenously for days, need to sleep but can’t stop. This is a work of perfection. Totally raised the bar on Snape writing. Thank you for sharing your genius.

The world shortage of toilet paper, that hits different post 2020 for sure.

After all these years this story has not lost any of its charm. And so well written. I come back to reread it every few years and I always admire it. Wonderful story!

Fin indeed.

Sayonara sucky slave Snape and Mary Sue Mione.

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Umm regarding your A/N at the end, Snape is a shitty excuse of a Slytherin if denounces his old House simply because he's not Head of House anymore.

What a pathetic selfish man.

Oh and don't think I won't mention Miss Mary Sue Mione with her pwetty lwittle Elder Wand at the end.

Only one more chapter of torture :)

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Umm is the skank Whoremione blind?

Lucius Malfoy looks fucking hot with his cane.

Lucy the fucking sexy ass pimp.

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Punishing Dumbledore for not sharing info after choosing to withhold EXTREMELY valuable info from Harry (and Ron).

This is hypocritical af but what else can you expect of a skank and her sex-starved simp.

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Oh look Skanky Slut is showing off her Mary-Sueness again. And Mr. Sex Starved Slave Simp Snape, getting a hard on at a display of violence, in public (where there is a minor present, mind you)

Two whores

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You know she's a spoiled brat when she can barely believe that poverty exists in the 20th century.

Not all of us can have nice upper middle class dentists for parents sweetheart.

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After everything, of course Harry doesn't trust you two pieces of shit. How dare you blame Dumbledore for concealing information after everything you two have done.

If Simp Snape doubts the power of love and dismisses it as bullshit, why does he constantly bring up the so-called 'lover's bond" between him and Whoremione.

Also why does everyone dismiss Divination as bullcrap when magic literally exists...

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Poor Ginny. Simp Snape is a right bastard.

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Of course the bitch is blasphemous.

Why is poor Harry always the one apologizing to her whorish ass. She's the lying manipulative bitch, not him.

Ugh Snape. The only thing this horny motherfucker thinks about is having sex. What a hypocrite. He literally bullied/harassed/and abused Harry for the past six years up until the point he started sleeping with the whore.

I never raised a hand against him indeed. What you a grown ass man did to a 11 year old orphan was much much much worse.

I am literally only finishing this story out of hatred and disgust now.

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Petunia's use of the nickname was lowkey really cute.

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Harry has every right to be pissed.

Bitchmione was 100, no 1 million times worse than Dumbledore by withholding this from him.

Best interests at heart indeed. Harry isn't some 11 year old ickle wickle first year. He's an adult wizard who 100% percent deserved to know.

How fucking dare she scream back at him. Selfish conniving skanky bitch.

Simpy Snape and Bitchmione are match made in shithole Hell. Hope they rot out the rest of their days miserable and childless in that fuckhole of a house. Hope the nasty ass kitchen table they had sex on burns to ashes.

How dare she attack Harry. Bitch bitch piece of shit bitch.

It's Harry's fucking choice to make. Not yours.

Snape is a useless doormat of a slave who is constantly horny due to the lack of women/men lining up to be with his ugly ass.

(btw all these "terms of endearment" are intended for the pathetic excuses of characters in this particular story, not the canon ones we know and love).

Poor Harry. Abuse is abuse regardless of the scale. Simpy wimpy Snape should know that that.

Poor poor Harry.

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What the fuck. How dare Snape threaten Harry for wanting to know something that 100% concerns him.

What a slave simp. All he does is get constant hard-ons and worship his whore of a master.

"He never wanted to lie" but now look at his completely vile and hypocritical actions towards Harry.

Bitchmione is an abusive slut.

Poor Harry. Poor Ron. Poor everyone, especially Harry.

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How dare this bratty bitch accuse Snape for "withholding information from her" when it was her idea to hide everything from the boys? No more secrets indeed, what a bitch.

And ughhhhhh what the hell.

This is Elder Wand belonging to Hermione is the stupidest piece of crap word garbage I have ever read.

Fucking Mary-Sue alert.

Future readers be warned.

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Finished reading the chapter.

What a lying, conniving bitch Hermione is. Her actions are a 100 times worse than Dumbledore's due to her relationship with Harry.

Snape is a thirsty desperate doormat of a simp for simply going along with her ridiculous notion of lying to the boys for a whole ass month.

Poor Ron. I used to dislike him but now he's my favorite character.

Both boys deserve better than the horny fuckers.

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