Reviews for Heavy's Lullaby
Star Shimer chapter 1 . 5/12/2015
So, scout, go grab popcorn. Then they'll let you in!
Blue chapter 1 . 9/2/2012
So funny! I Thurro-ghly enjoyed it!
AlecTowser chapter 1 . 6/8/2012
"Enough!" Dinner plate-sized fists smashed down on either side of the mattress, rattling it. "Look what doctor did! Now Sasha fussy."


"How many verses are there?"

"I lost count at sixteen."

"Mein Gott."


Those, right there, are my favourite part of this story. It's adorable, yet hilarious at the same time. Also... poor Scout. XD
Scrunchy chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
This made me giggle for so long that I'm embarrassed for myself.
hawktakesflight chapter 1 . 1/27/2012
I remember coming across this oneshot in the past, but strangely enough never commented.

Great job - such - moving - verses.

mumbling mice chapter 1 . 11/7/2011
Oh my god, I love this. It's absolutely hilarious! Poor Scout! Ha ha.

Is it weird that I tried singing the song? _

Anyway, great job. They were all in character and it was unbelievably funny.
Murdoc's Mismatched Eyes chapter 1 . 11/5/2011
Oh God I nearly pissed myself laughing! That poor, poor Scout! XD
KK chapter 1 . 10/30/2011
This is one of the most entertaining stories I have ever read!

I can't help but laugh out loud as I read this! So amazing!

Oh man, I love this so much!
MissDaniWhatsHerName chapter 1 . 9/29/2011
Hahaha! This brightened up my day! I just can't get the picture of Heavy singing to his minigun out of my head now. XD

Very well written! Description was wonderful!

My favorite line? "He brought movies."

Spadefire chapter 1 . 9/28/2011

Oh gracious. This- this was hilarious. You had me giggling at 'lady-friend exploits,' but I completely lost it when Heavy started singing. Favorite lines include 'Now Sasha fussy,' 'I lost count at sixteen,' and 'He brought movies.' LOL! A thousand times LOL! ROMFLMFAO doesn't even BEGIN to describe it! Absolutely hysterical. Just- yeah. It's awesome. I know I'm probably overreacting, but even though it's so short... pfff... *collapses on ground*

Spy: She'll be zere for a while.

Medic: She hasn't taken her medication.

Sniper: So feel free to disregard her drivel.

Pyro: Mmph mmphmmph!

*wipes eyes* Ahahaha, that was fun. Keep up the awesome work, 'kay?

- Spade