|Reviews for Maggie's Tail|
| ClanofHeroesandHeroines chapter 7 . 3/20
You should Update the story. It's been over two years since you updated.
| Nathen The Protector chapter 7 . 3/1/2014
How did I know as soon as you mentioned apes in this story, not counting if they talked about being attacked, that Jayred would appear. Writers intuition strikes again. Dun Dun Duuun!
| Lokii not-Odinson chapter 1 . 10/22/2012
One morning, Miley, the fat ugly lesbian, woke up from a bad dream. She dreamt she was being raped by Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.
As we all know, Miley Stewart is a cocaine-addicted, contraceptive bitch who fell out of someone's vagina by accident.
Anyway, when Miley got out of bed, she stepped in Blue Jeans's piss and shit. "GODDAMMIT!" Miley screamed in her stupid hillbilly voice.
Miley walked into her bathroom and noticed she had a zit the size of Mount Everest. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Miley screamed. Miley tried to pop the zit and when she did, it started bleeding a lot. There was nothing in Miley's bathroom for her to wipe the blood off with so she ended up having blood ooze all over her face.
Miley walked downstairs and tried to find something for breakfast. There was nothing for Miley to eat because her dad didn't love her enough to feed her. Miley had Down Syndrome and was too retarded to fix breakfast for herself so she went back upstairs and ate Blue Jeans's piss and shit.
After Miley's so-called "breakfast", her whore of a bodyguard, Roxy, took Miley to the tattoo parlor so she could get a tattoo of Satan on her ass. The tattoo artist screwed up because he wasn't trained well enough and he ended up sticking a very sharp needle up Miley's bare ass. "WAAAH! ROXY! I GOTSA NEEDLE STUCK UP MY WEE-WEE!" Miley screamed like the whiny, annoying little bitch that she is.
Miley cried and warbled all the way to the hospital. "GET THIS FUCKING NEEDLE OUTTA MY FUCKING WEE-WEE!" Miley bitched.
The doctors got so annoyed with Miley's constant bitching that they had to choke her with a belt in order to shut her up. Miley had to get major surgery on her ass and during the surgery, she was in horrible pain because the doctors didn't give her any anesthetic and no matter how hard she tried, Miley couldn't cry because she had a belt stuffed inside her throat the whole time.
Unfortunately, the doctors were unable to remove the needle from Miley's ass. Miley cried and warbled even more than before and blamed Roxy for the fact that she had to live the rest of her pathetic life with a needle stuck up her dirty ass.
Roxy started slapping Miley really hard because she couldn't handle her bitching anymore. "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, YA SKANK?" Roxy shouted. "GO TO HELL, YA NIGGER!" Miley shouted.
Miley shot Roxy with a handgun and killed her. Then, Miley went back home and jammed Roxy's dead body into the garbage disposal, where it was cut into a million pieces.
Miley went onto her computer and started looking at porn sites. Miley was so fascinated by all the porn she saw that she became addicted to it. The porn sites Miley visited had a bunch of viruses that eventually killed her computer. "WHAT THE HELL! I NEED MORE PORN!" Miley shouted when her computer died.
Miley craved more porn and started thinking erotic thoughts about that bastard, Rico. Miley thought Rico would make a good sex toy so she called him on the phone.
"Hey, Rico, I wanna play a game with you," Miley said. "Okay," Rico said. Rico came over to Miley's house. "What game are we gonna play, Miley?" Rico asked. "It's called sex," Miley answered.
Miley pinned Rico down and punched him hard in the face. A loud crunch came from Rico's jaw and blood came rushing out of his mouth. Miley then pulled off Rico's pants and grabbed his soft and small cock. Miley shoved Rico's dick into his mouth and started to suck it. Rico started to scream but Miley smashed her fist into Rico's mouth to shut him up. This time, she broke Rico's jaw. Miley sucked and sucked Rico's dick hard. Then she took the cock out of her mouth. Miley got a knife out and held it up to Rico. She then stabbed the knife into Rico's foot. The blade went all the way through it and blood leaked on the floor from the stab wound. Rico screamed and cried in horrible pain. Miley then started to peel the skin off Rico's foot with the knife. Each time, a bit of skin flew off to show the flesh and veins and blood inside and Rico even cried harder. Soon, his foot had no skin on it and was just a mess of bones, blood, flesh and veins. Rico just kept on screaming and crying. Miley put Rico's skinned foot into a microwave. She then turned it on and held down Rico's leg so he could not get it out of there. His foot started to smoke and then it lit on fire. It burned through his flesh and went to the bone. Miley then took Rico's foot out of the microwave and now it was just charred bones with bits of black flesh hanging off them. Miley then took the black bones into her hand and snapped it off Rico's leg. Then, she stabbed the knife into Rico's ballsack and cut it open from top to bottom. Miley then took one of Rico's balls into his hand and yanked it off. Miley shoved Rico's testicle into the his mouth. Rico gagged on it because he could not chew it and then, Miley puked all over his naked body. Miley then stabbed Rico in the right arm. Blood leaked out slowly from the wound and down his arm like a river. After that, Miley got out a ball point pen and turned Rico's head over to the side. She stabbed the pen deep into Rico's ear, breaking Rico's ear drum and making lots of blood leak out. Rico screamed and held his hand up to his ear in pain. Miley then stabbed Rico's right eye and took it out of the socket. Blood leaked from the empty eye socket and then, Miley crushed the fleshy eye in her hand. Miley picked up Rico by the neck and held him against the wall. She then smashed the knife into Rico's mouth and blood spurted out and then, Rico puked up blood all over Miley. Rico's body then went limp and he was dead. Miley laughed madly at the dead body and then, ripped off the head from it. Miley let Rico's body lay on the floor in a pool of blood and cooked his head in the microwave. Then, Miley ate Rico's head. "Mmmm, that tasted just like chicken!" Miley said in a retarded way.
Miley went into Blue Jeans's shed and started kicking him. "FUCK YOU, BLUE JEANS, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG OF A HORSE! THIS IS FOR MAKING ME STEP IN AND EAT YOUR PISS AND SHIT!" Miley screamed at her retarded horse.
Blue Jeans got mad at Miley for kicking him so he went over to Miley and showed her his groin. Blue Jeans stripped Miley of her clothes until her pussy was fully shown. After that, Blue Jeans fucked Miley and masturbated on her. Then, Blue Jeans threw Miley onto the ground face-first and put his testicles in her butt, thus humping Miley's butt and having butt sex with her. After that, Blue Jeans flipped Miley over and kissed her on the lips. Then, Blue Jeans deep-throated Miley with his penis, which was so long that it went all the way down Miley's mouth and came out through her ass. When the horse's dick inched close to Miley's pussy and finally penetrated it, blood spurted out from Miley's asshole. For the next several hours, Blue Jeans pushed his cock back and forth into Miley's pussy. After Blue Jeans finally pulled his cock out of Miley's body, he pissed, shitted and puked all over her. Blue Jeans ran off after raping the crap out of Miley, who was laying on the ground and was covered in piss, shit and puke with her ass bleeding and stretched. Miley was so traumatized that she was nothing more than a blithering Jell-O mold.
A bloodcurdling scream came from inside the house. "MILEY CRAPPIN' STEWART, GET YER FUCKIN' ASS IN HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE BEFORE I WHIP YOU, GODDAMMIT!" Robbie Ray shouted from inside the house. Miley went inside the house. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO RICO?" Robbie Ray cried. "FUCK OFF, DADDY! THE WORLD'S BETTER OFF WITHOUT THAT BASTARD ANYWAY!" Miley shouted. "THAT'S IT, MILEY! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YA LITTLE CUNT! I'M GONNA DO TO YOU WHAT I SHOULDA DONE TO YOU THE DAY YOU WAS BORN!" Robbie Ray shouted.
Robbie Ray pinned Miley to the ground and tied her up so she couldn't move. Then, Robbie Ray got out his cooking knife and slowly started to cut off Miley's vagina. Miley screamed and cried in excruciating pain. Robbie Ray had cut off Miley's vagina and now, a stub of flesh with blood flowing out was all that remained of Miley's pussy. Robbie Ray shoved Miley's pussy into her mouth. Then, he punched her in the face which knocked out all of her teeth and made her mouth bleed badly. Robbie Ray got up and stomped on Miley's face which knocked her out and made more blood flow out. After that, Robbie Ray got a knife and stabbed Miley in the heart. Blood spurted up from the stab wound and Miley made weird wheezing noises and then, her body stopped moving so Miley was at least dead. Robbie Ray dragged Miley's bloody body into the kitchen and got out his wood cutting axe. Then, Robbie Ray cut off Miley's arms, legs and head. After that, he got out all the flesh and put it in a big pan. Robbie Ray cooked Miley's flesh and ate it. Then, he dumped the rest of Miley's body and Rico's dead corpse in a lake and no one ever found them.
Miley, Rico and Roxy spent the rest of eternity rotting in the deepest, darkest depths of hell and being mercilessly tortured by Satan and his demons. Everyone forgot they existed and they didn't even get funerals because they didn't deserve them anyway.
Hannah Montana was cancelled for being incredibly gayy and the world was a lot better off without nobody's favorite poop
| a troll who doesn't like you chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
Beavis and Butthead babysit TLOSpyrobitch
Beavis and Butthead are two stupid teenagers who are now babysitters. One day, one of there customers were the family of a stupid ass named TLOSpyrobitch. TLOSpyrobitch is a bitch who is also retarded. So Beavis and Butthead were supposed to babysit this dumb cunt.
So TLOSpyrobitch’s parents left their house so Beavis and Butthead could babysit her.
"Hey Beavis" says Butthead. "Lets see how bald TLOSpyrobitch is."
So Beavis got out a laser pin and aimed it at TLOSpyrobitch’s head. Then Beavis accidently aimed it at TLOSpyrobitch’s eye. TLOSpyrobitch yelled "oh my god! I Can't see!".
Butthead confirmed "according to our calculations. TLOSpyrobitch is balder than a bald eagle."
Then Beavis said "What do we do with her head?".
Then Butthead said "We should kick it!".
Beavis yells "kick it kick it kick it!" then Butthead kicks TLOSpyrobitch.
TLOSpyrobitch says "Oww! That hurts!" but they still kick TLOSpyrobitch's head.
An hour later, TLOSpyrobitch said "i'm hungry!".
Butthead said "what should we feed her?".
Beavis said "heheheh! Lets feed her a can of beans.".
Butthead said "bald people don't eat beans! Dumb ass!".
So Beavis and Butthead turned on the stove and cooked TLOSpyrobitch food. But surprisingly, the lever on the pan was in a dangerous area. So TLOSpyrobitch grabbed hold of the lever and got burned a little bit.
"Oww!" yelled TLOSpyrobitch.
So after TLOSpyrobitch ate dinner, which was beans by the way, TLOSpyrobitch was holding a fork. Then TLOSpyrobitch found a electrical socket.
Beavis said "do it do it do it!".
Then TLOSpyrobitch said "what?".
Butthead replied "put the fork inside the thingy you dillweed!" so TLOSpyrobitch put the fork inside the electrical socket and got shocked.
Butthead said "cool!".
TLOSpyrobitch was laying on the floor.
Butthead said "i think we need to give it CPR."
Beavis said."yay! PPR!"
Butthead said "do I have to kiss her?".
Beavis said "uhhh! I dunno! I think so!".
So Butthead kissed TLOSpyrobitch.
Butthead goes "uhh! What now!".
Beavis says "push her chest!".
So Butthead pushed TLOSpyrobitch's chest. TLOSpyrobitch wasn't responding.
"what now buttmunch?" said Butthead.
Beavis yelled "slap her! Slap her!" so Butthead slaps TLOSpyrobitch really hard! TLOSpyrobitch responded. TLOSpyrobitch survived.
"Damn it Beavis! TLOSpyrobitch is alive!" said Butthead.
Beavis said to TLOSpyrobitch "wanna play ball in the street?"
TLOSpyrobitch said "is that dangerous?"
Butthead said "no! you fartmuffin! Its safe!
So they let TLOSpyrobitch play ball in the street. Suddenly, TLOSpyrobitch got hit by a car.
Butthead then said "cool!".
| Walking in a Cornfield chapter 7 . 10/10/2012
Thankyou for finally updating!
| Walking in a Cornfield chapter 6 . 10/4/2012
I can just see the next chapter
"that was all the water dragon needed, he lundged at crystal. The move was so unexpected that by the time cynder had retaliated with wind and spyro with ice, crystal was out cold from a hard hit to the head. Very soon the counsel chamber was the new sparing ground of the city, with cynder and spyro defending crystals limp body while sparx exchanged...'bad words'...with the mole who was now attempting to defend the actions of the water dragon who at this time was attempting to get cynder and spyro, his only 'wall' bettween him and crystal who was only now regaining contiousness, but was blocked by the wind dragon and 2 guards, both of then seemed to posses the powers of earth who had been alerted by sparx moments ago"
I would love this! XD
Cornfield (aka )
| Nova Shino chapter 6 . 4/3/2012
Nice work on this. Your doing great.
| Nova Shino chapter 5 . 3/1/2012
Original city my tail!
| HolyCross9 chapter 5 . 2/5/2012
This may sound too how come you haven't decided to have Spyro and Cynder become beloveds yet in your the series?
| Son of the Sea 1008 chapter 5 . 2/5/2012
I believe Shattered Vale as well...
you Skyrim addict...xP
oh, yes, fyi: poison is acidic by default...and
"Cynder, try using your fear on the Grove Mites, and then breathe poison on its face!" ... its refers to Grove Mites in this case...you might want to fix that...xD...and a few other grammer errors and sentence word choice/how sentences sound...you also might want to trim extra pointless adjectives...like here..."What do we do? What do we do? !" Crystal uncharacteristically panicked...do you really need to say uncharacteristically?...xD
now, the good:
great job laying it all out, quite well organized, for switching to 3rd person anyway...xD...and, nice fight. Crystal great as usual, same with the others...what are Growths again?...anyway, for the most part, good description, keep it up!
| Nova Shino chapter 4 . 12/26/2011
No no nononononono! this is great!
| Nova Shino chapter 2 . 12/26/2011
your third person isnt bad! its actually very good!
| Nova Shino chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
hehehe... you guys are nuts _, but is it just me or did Crystal change a little?
| GoldenGriffiness chapter 4 . 11/9/2011
YAY! NEW CHAP! Your REALLY inprooving TOODLES. AND I GE FIRST REVIEW! HA SUNNY!
| Son of the Sea 1008 chapter 4 . 11/9/2011
yes ur getting MUCH better at 3rd person
i can actually see the stuff in my head now...before it was vague...no offence...xD
anyway, great job like always
wonderful...its still surprising that the first person Sparx thinks of is...CYNDER...xD
anyway, loved it
KEEP IT UP!