|Reviews for Birthday|
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/17/2013
I loved this! It was cute and funny. I can so relate with Bella. I'm trying to stay on track from my own Coke habit. Reading this made me want one. *sigh* I wonder what Edward would think of having a Jack&Coke once in awhile.
| MissYesPleaseSir chapter 1 . 8/30/2013
Bwah-ha-ha! Oh god, I love the way your silly, demented-brilliant brain works: "It tasted like I thought it would: dick and soda." *tears running down cheeks from laughing* :)
| BlackheartedBella chapter 1 . 7/29/2013
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
ROTFLMFAO! One of the best and funniest fanfic EVERRR!
| mrs-n315 chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
LOL this was fantastic.
| mdsngrc chapter 1 . 5/29/2013
That was absolutely hilarious!
| Oh Carol chapter 1 . 5/5/2013
Ok, this was weird/funny/cute and totally worth reading!
| BlueIsSoul chapter 1 . 4/12/2013
Dick and soda. Genius. Genius.
Oh and this:
He's sitting across from me, stuffing his face with a veggie foot long "Like I was saying earlier, babe," he begins, taking a drink of my soda. How convenient of him not to buy himself a drink; we're sharing.
He does this to me on purpose.
"I'll stay with you this week." He shrugs.
"Okay." I shrug back, slowly inching my hand toward my soda.
Edward grabs the cup, takes a drink, and leaves it beside his elbow… too close to the edge.
It's an anxiety I can't describe, but I'll try: My heart is pound, pound, pounding, my hands are sweaty, I can't breathe, I feel like screaming, and I feel like attacking Edward for risking the life of my soda cup.
He smirks. "Problem?" Edward takes another drink.
I clear my throat. "No," I say lowly. "Why-" I twitch. "-would there be a problem?"
So GOOD. where have you been all my life? please write something else!
| Ughstewart chapter 1 . 2/25/2013
Oh my god this is such a good story! Lol laughed and died. It feels good to read something that isn't Angst for a change!
| Milita Cullen chapter 1 . 1/27/2013
Hahaha, I loved this. That was hilarious.
| Edwards littel Pixxy chapter 1 . 1/10/2013
That was SO weird in a SUPER cute way!
| S chapter 1 . 1/10/2013
Love it :)
| CullensTwiMistress chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
Lmao! I doubt mister loves me enough to stick his dick in any liquid...but then again, he'll do anything to get sucked off... Ha!
| Artemis Leaena chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
ROTFLMBO mmmmmmmmm...Edward peen & soda...aw hell, forget the soda...just gimme the peen! hehehehe Very cute )
| robsessed1123 chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
dying! so fucking funny!
| jezzeria chapter 1 . 11/8/2012
lol. probably like dick and water. maybe i'll try it sometime. i love crackfic, you did a great job!