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Anonymous chapter 1 . 4/2/2016
Nancy had always been a boy deep in her heart. She had cities but didn’t want them. Drew felt the same way he wanted her voluptuous melons so badly. They always felt this way but never actually told anyone. One day Drew was drinking his starbucks, he loved capuchinos, they made him feel warm inside. Nancy was chugging her sterioids at the gym next door. All of a sudden she felt a wave of gas pass through her clenched rock hard ass. She couldn’t fart in public! She spotted a starbucks and went inside to use the bathroom. Drew also needed to use the bathroom, but when he looked at the female and male sign was confused which one to use. Nancy felt the same way, and little did they know they would both become soul mates. Nancy saw Drew looking at her, they locked eyes. All of a sudden Nancy felt a feeling she never had felt before she believed it was the yearning for tralala. Drew wanted to lick Nancys large rack. They both started making out on the spot, they fell into one of the bathrooms, and locked a stall door.

Drew had a real boner at this point. It wasn’t a regular boner, it was a curved, uncircumsized, massive, veiny boner. This made nancy soooooo hot. Nancy wanted to touch his tralalala so she shoved it in her mouth. She vigorously swayed her tongue back and forth, sucking like a vacume. She sucked a bit to hard and started to gag on his eggplant emoji, forcing her boobs into his face. He started to bit down on her rock hard nipples. They squirted their metaphorical gin and juice onto his face. He lapped it up like a dog. Somehow this didn’t feel right to both of them, and they each came out as trans at the same time… ROLE REVERSALLLLL! Nancy ripped of Drews dingleberry and used elders glue to apply it to her clit. Drew screamed in pain but it felt good to no longer bear the forbidden fruit he oh so hated. He started to tug at her titi rack and with a huge final pull he got both in his clenched fists. He took the elders glue and applied them to his own tities as Nancy moaned. She started to rub his new melons, boy did it feel good not being on her. She then started to play with her shaft. Drew fingered the scrotum and cut his finger on the testicle piercing. He cried in pain but he did not stop. He continued to play with the little hairs on her pre-owned balls.

All of a sudden Bill Nye The Science Guy comes in. He looks at the two, in this strange scene. Nancy chest was red with title less marks. She had cum and elders glue all over her mouth. He turned his head to see a barn patch on Drews crotch. Bill Nye was horrified at first but then got odly arroused. He started to pull down his pants when something very strange happened. His tralala started to shoot lasers everywhere! They were deadly semen lasers and it ruined Drews new tities, and friend nancys new banana! Nancy had already been on steroids and she turned into the hulk and ate Bill Nye.
Swan Ronson chapter 1 . 2/22/2016
I love your stories, please continue to write more.
Annabeth-TheTributeThatLived chapter 1 . 11/24/2014
The hell did I just read?
disneyfan28 chapter 1 . 11/11/2014
Rofl well done I love it.
dreams51298 chapter 1 . 4/11/2013
lol this is funnyy
King Spritzee chapter 1 . 3/20/2012
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Your story is in violation of Entry Number Six of the Guidelines. You have until the 31st to rewrite this or I'll report this. How dare you desecrate Bill Nye like this? For shame.
crazyone256 chapter 1 . 10/23/2011
NO BILL! YOUR THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THEM! Oh very good though. Please continue...DON'T HURT BILL! XD
bttfmjffan chapter 1 . 10/15/2011
lol funny. Please write more.