Reviews for On Rags and Other Things
ClarisseLaRue-DaughterOfAres chapter 1 . 3/2
That's the thing I've always wondered.
Why the hell is the chamber in the girls bathroom? Is Salazar really that sick?
Maybe in his day it was a boys bathroom... Or his bedroom... But why put it there? Wouldn't the dungeons make a little bit more sense? Though I have no idea if they have bathrooms down there.
It seems Salazar has a thing for bathrooms.
raptorvelociraptor chapter 1 . 2/7/2014
That was funny!
Lola Smith chapter 1 . 11/19/2013
Yes, Tom, something up there hates you. It's okay though, someone below is quite fond of you.

Great one-shot, can't wait to read more of your stories.
excessivelyperky chapter 1 . 10/8/2013
Ha! I love this!
Hyena-Sennin chapter 1 . 3/21/2013
That what he gets from these Chinese potions from Yusenkyo :D
Krysania chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
Benjamin Goldberg chapter 1 . 11/13/2012
As funny as this is, a slightly more probable means of finding the Chamber would be for him to cast the Sonorus spell on himself, and say "open" and "close" in parseltongue, while walking around the castle, and listening for stone moving against stone. Doing it without getting caught might be tricky, but Tom was known for his cunning...

If I were a Harry Potter Self Insertion, at some point I'd do exactly that (with the headmaster's knowledge and approval), in order to publicly "discover" the Chamber without showing off that I knew all along where it was.
bloodshound chapter 1 . 9/2/2012
irony's a bitch huh... stilll at least he found it in the end right?
The Potters of the Future chapter 1 . 8/27/2012
Of all the places to hide the Chamber
dusty old books chapter 1 . 7/20/2012
When he did make a mistake however, the results tended to be...spectacular.

Just the right amount of pause and hesitation while reading this is enough to make anyone roll on the floor laughing. Although I've always thought, given my matriarch's tendency to hide money in her brassiere for safe-keeping, that the unfortunate entrance is simply a result of a female Heir, of years gone by, displaying excessive cunning on her part. Probably around the same time in-door plumbing was introduced at Hogwarts.
sneaky lunitic spy chapter 1 . 6/19/2012
haha man something dose hate him or many people that is...
graypheonix chapter 1 . 6/8/2012
Oh man, talk about never catching a break indeed. Loved the other stories you've written so far that have taken things in an alternate perspective, and damn if this is not amusing. Continue to update, ja ne.
777angeloflove chapter 1 . 4/17/2012
killing u with umbrellas chapter 1 . 4/15/2012
Slytherin66 chapter 1 . 3/23/2012
It does explain much about Tom
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