|Reviews for Harry Potter vs Twilight|
| sabrina-luna-potter chapter 1 . 3/8
I understand why you say that the US isn't as good as England or Scotland. I'm American, and honestly sometimes I'm extremely ashamed to be American... American people are so stupid!
| Lavender chapter 1 . 3/5
I must congratulate the person who wrote this. I am a diehard hp fan. I loved 41. You are right . I mean It is a war and very unrealistic without people dying. Twilight is the worst thing that has happened to the world of literature!
| EpicMustache1 chapter 1 . 2/21
Oh my god I love you so much for this.
| ProngsPotter22 chapter 1 . 2/21
This is brilliant :) I totally agree too. Harry Potter is far better in my opinion. I don't hate Twilight but Harry Potter was altogether better written and more creative.
| Reviewer chapter 1 . 2/19
I Support You In Every WAY Possible
LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER.
| This.Pebble.Is.More.Important chapter 1 . 2/17
Something tells me that you're Indian as well, and I loved this. Thank you for making this. Incidentally, I discovered the list of reasons and nothing has infuriated me more. I am now attempting to convince my class that Twilight IS rubbish, using the argument of:
"Stephanie Meyer used the word scintillating in the book to describe Edward's muscles. The defintion for scintillating as in the Oxford Dictionary, 2013, is to give off sparks; to flash. Therefore, Edward's muscles are flashing. What did she do, try to murder the thesaurus?"
I have converted 5 of my class, and here's hoping that this list will help me more.
| Otaku-Lord-Bubbles chapter 1 . 12/19/2013
Best thing I have read, all. Freaking. Day. Finally someone understands how I feel about twilight. (It doesn't get the right to be capitalized) Like HELL Hermione is weak! She's amazing, and strong, and confident (complete opposite of Bella by the way) Hermione is my role model! And Bella is the most pathetic being on this planet. Harry Potter isn't for kids? My mom was reading them to me right after I learned how to talk, and I was how old? Like a year and a half? Also: LEARN SOME GRAMMAR AND SPELLING PLEASE! Typing lik this doesnt mak u look smrt or get ur point acrss! (That sentence was painful to write) And you say that Harry Potter makes you only a tiny bit sad, and then later say that you were upset so many good characters died. Hypocrites! And yes Edtard belongs with MarySue- I mean Bella like a lion belongs with his piece of meat. HE WATCHES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU DUMBASS! You are his food not his girlfriend!
It felt nice to get that out. That you for amusing me with this lovely commentary!
| The most Awesome of all chapter 1 . 11/22/2013
Yeah you tell them Harry Potter and the philosophers stone was actually my very first chapter book
| Muted Trumpet chapter 1 . 9/21/2013
haha, this is awesome :') i love harry potter!
| Ravenclaw chapter 1 . 7/16/2013
What is this -
I don't even -
Whoever made this list you're responding to has no idea what makes a good book, do they? Seriously? It's set in America? What kind of reason even is that? That's like saying, "Oh, LORD OF THE RINGS sucked because it took place somewhere fake!"
I'm glad at least some people have common sense. If the world was filled with twi-hards, I would be incapable of living on this planet anymore. I'd pack my mokeskin bag full of necessities to last a lifetime, grab my Firebolt 13, cast a bubblehead charm to cover my whole body and fly to Mars to live at Pigfarts with Rumbleroar.
| Mister taco chapter 1 . 6/2/2013
I like your response to number 10! 'Voldemort's a villain. He kills things.' 'I'd get more suspense from a dead rat.' and 13, 'Nerd? I prefer the term intellectually badass.' Yeah, me too! You're a really funny person and I agree with everything you've said to these idiots. I also like number 15! 'If you subtract that (don't worry, Twihards, you can use a calculator)' I'm just probably gonna keep copying everything funny, so i'll just stop now. I love this and you need to make another chapter! bye! :)
| XXXheartuXXX chapter 1 . 5/26/2013
You tell her girl!
I mean really how stupid is that person!
If I wasn't so mad I would pity her. The poor girl was probably dropped headfirst when she was a baby for her to be that bloody stupid.
| ALCM-slkg chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
I don't think for a moment this... person actually read the Harry Potter books. I mean the fifth book of Harry Potter made me literally throw it across the room in rage at Umbridge, the first few pages of Twilight made me want to claw out my own eyes. (I also just have to mention that when I tried to watch the movie instead I didn't make it past the amazing human-shaped sparkly disco ball scene. I almost suffocated laughing, I did fall off the couch) I have to say AU Twilight fanfiction is the only way I'll go near the series, then again many twilight authors also write Harry Potter, maybe that's why.
Did anyone else notice that about 70 percent of the list was just reiteration of weak (and in most cases fictional) points and the other 30 percent was nonsensical? If this is the best the Twihards can come up with, we have NOTHING to worry about.
| Foy chapter 1 . 3/12/2013
best commentary ever. i did notice whoever wrote the original list mentioned something about flying trains? either i missed an epic chapter in HP somewhere or...? there were obviously other things mentioned, but that was just the one i could't help giggle at. (point 7)
| SapphireRivulet chapter 1 . 3/1/2013
Perfect. Seriously, completely and utterly perfect. I will admit that a number of years ago, when Twilight first came out I really liked the books (biggest regret of my LIFE) but thank goodness I read a blog written by a guy named Dan who blogged each chapter of Twilight as he read it. If anyone's curious, go to Sparklife - Blogging Twilight. Best thing ever. And it got me out of my obsession, thank all the benevolent heavens.
Anyway, I recently heard something which really summed up why Twilight and especially Bella is so popular: she's so freaking bland and has no real defining characteristics that anyone can put themselves in her shoes. She has such little personality that it's easy to identify with her, because there's basically nothing about her which would set her apart from the majority of adolescent girls (except, maybe, her hatred of sports). She, and her life, is every teenage and pubescent girl's wet dream: basically no extreme hardships and a bunch of hot dudes fighting over her.
At the same time that's a terrible thing to let teenage girls read: a lot of them will get into the mind frame that they don't have to do anything to get what they want, which is not true at all. Harry Potter shows us that if we want a "happily ever after" then we damn well have to work hard for it, and above all stay true to ourselves and those we care about, which is a fabulous mind frame.
Anyways, I'm done. Rant over.