|Reviews for The Life and Times of Firecat|
| NurseKelly chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
It's so bad it's good! I like switching back and forth from the delusional perspective and reality. Very entertaining and very funny. Can't wait to see her get her butt kicked at some point by Billy or Kam-Kam.
Also love "connecting" her to 10 different Joes. She's Beachhead's mother's uncle's boss' barber's best friends' wife's neurologist's mainicurist's sister's dog walker's cousin's Secret Santa!
| PhantomEmpress chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
omfg. i'm dying. LOL.
| Giant Snapping Turtle chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
Of course, I mean, what would the army do without her intelligence, skills, and beauty? Why, the entire system would fall apart!
I love how she thinks she's a ninja, being the best in her class and all ;) ahhh, I love being inside her head ;) You write Sues in a highly entertaining way. I'm HIGHLY ENTERTAINED :D
I love how she's connected to ten joes too. Ahh, the delightfully twisted view 3.
I'm surprised Kamakura didn't punch her face off. Well, he is gentlemanly...I loved how he wouldn't let himself look at her revealing top in the picture ;) So sweet. What politeness.
I'm waiting for his irritation to boil over. I'm sure it will take some time, he IS a trained soldier after all ;) he can contain himself. Or he'll punch Billy to release some of the strain ;)
Ah, Billy. Why are you such an awesome pirate cyborg ninja?
| BrieFan chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
OMG OMG OMG! That's Billy AND KamKam! And who is Helsinka? Shes a compleat IDOIT! KamKam sould kick her a$$! Dressed like a ninja LMAO! kisssses and hugs!
| Lady Jaye1 chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
Haha...she's somehow vaguely connected to ten different Joes and thinks she's God's gift to earth? Yep, definitely a Sue! I also loved the martial arts session. I can't wait until she is proven the errors of her ways.
| TinySprite chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
*snickers* All ready she's acting the part. Is all of this told from Heliksa's point of view or no?
| CaptainRocket chapter 2 . 10/23/2011
This is very entertaining. She is so sure of herself thinking she's the best. And the coincidence of her being related or tied together with that many Joes is unbelievable
I love this! More when you get time.
| Linuxgirl chapter 1 . 10/23/2011
Uh oh, there's going to be fun ahead :-). Mr. Pirate and Mr. Ninja *giggle*, very cute.
Let's see where this is going.
| Lady Jaye1 chapter 1 . 10/23/2011
Haha, Mr. Pirate and Mr. Ninja! I have a pretty good idea on who those guys are. Also, this is going to be epic.
| Giant Snapping Turtle chapter 1 . 10/22/2011
OH THE DRAMA.
How DARE she get grey hair. HOW DARE SHE.
I love it! Haha, I'm so excited to see where this goes. Ah, hell. I love everything with Pirate Boy and Mr. Ninja ;) I'm curious to see what Heliksa's definition of "love" is. I'm sure they just can't help "loving" her, I mean, she's just so perfect! :D
...excitement. You don't understand :) Can't wait for the next part!
| Phoenix51 chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
Pirate boy and Mr. Ninja.
hmmm...wonder who that could be?
Cool first chapter, please continue!
| CaptainRocket chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
I like the beginning of this. lol...loved the comment about Pirate Boy & Mr. Ninja both being in love with her. Looking forward to reading more!
| NurseKelly chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
Mary Sues are OK now and then. Gray hair makes us ALL crazy!
| willwrite4fics chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
Oooo! I can't wait! And lol at "Pirate Boy and Mr Ninja". That's already funny.
| TinySprite chapter 1 . 10/21/2011
Oh boy, all ready off to a good start! Though I am curious who her cellmate is...