Firstly do you even know who the hell Garfield is?
Secondly you should pick a castle name and stick with it
Thirdly if fell like you may have ripped of a James Bond movie or something but I cant really call ya on it so make a porn fan fic already

I hope it's the and x)

This is possibly the best (and most testosterone-pumped) fanfic I have ever read.

this sequel's even better and contains manliness than the first one
yeah

"Go home and buy kittens to dress up." Garfield said as he tore through guards like lawnmower through warm cheese.

Great Story, Would Reccomend To Friend With Reccomending.

I actually listened to a Dramatic reading of this by NTom64 and TheHellDragon of Hellfire Commentaries.

I recommend listening to it, it's quite a wonderful thing.

Da Fug did I just read? 0_e

This story is the gooey cheese of absurdity on my delicious noodles of gooey manliness, so I say with happy!

This is amazing, write more!

This was incredible!
I love your style ShakespeareHemmingway, keep up the awesome work.

You sir, deserve a medal.

You know somebody loved 'Love Is Lasagna' so much that they actually sang it and put on Youtube, I hope? It's pretty wonderful. 3

watch?v3apwRVz2Yk8&featureplayer_embedded

AHAHAHAHA!

lasagna cigarette? lasagna beer?

everything was great! ahahaha!

"It was Jon Arbuckle on the hillside with hair blowing in wind and sun blazing behind him! Jon Arbuckle took out his flaming lasagna electric guitar and started playing cords of power. The rockin metal began giving power to Garfield muscles recharging them with rock. The power of metal ran through Garfield's massive muscles and he broke free of chains with ease."

I am getting this image tattoo'd on my chest.

Garfield, I concede my title as Epitome of Manliness to you. I can think of no one more deserving.