Reviews for Squirtle's Autobiography
Dragonsrule18 chapter 1 . 12/21/2014
I'll give you points for orginality. I'm assuming I'd understand this if I was a Squirtle...
Guest chapter 1 . 7/1/2014
Squirtle squirtle squirt. Squirtle.
smokypelt chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
This is SOOOOOOO funny!
Bakura From School chapter 1 . 11/6/2012
Hahaha. I can't believe you wrote this. Honestly getting in to it, I expected it to be actual words that I could understand, but it was I turtle speak.
Could I translate it? Hahaha. This was fun.
chibi-pikachu-lover chapter 1 . 9/28/2012
I wonder if someone can translate this into english? Seriously, I think that you are a really kind person to do this for your friend. As bad (SORRY!) as this was, it still made my day.
Bucken-Berry chapter 1 . 6/14/2012
Squirtle squirt. Squirt-squirt-squirtle.
Do a Barrel Roll chapter 1 . 6/9/2012
Myfavorite part was when he Squirtley-squirtled.
pokemon rules chapter 1 . 11/23/2011
good funny try to translate?
phffc chapter 1 . 11/5/2011
i have never seen a better example of insanity before seuriously get help i know
J0hnnyboy chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
I'm dieing from laughing right now. Especially at the part when squirtle said Obama!
NinjaKitten930 chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
that kinda made my day xD haha
ChocolateLover chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
Oh, Squirtle. I'm so sorry you had such a hard life. The chilling description of the cruel bullies at that orphanage... oh God, I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Some of those "pranks" could have killed you; you were so lucky to only have an overnight stay at the hospital after the incident with the live wires. I don't blame you for eventually running away. I was also deeply moved by your on-the-field account of the Turtle War. The initial optimism that you would easily defeat the Turtwigs with your superior numbers, slowly being replaced by the feeling that the war would never end and you would all be killed by Razor Leaves and Leaf Storms... I'm crying again. You're a hero to me, Squirtle! I hope the last of your friends still fighting there make it home soon.

If you revise this, do you think you could go into more detail on when you met Obama? I understand that you were too shocked to be fully aware of what was happening, but if you could remember just a little bit more I would love to read about it.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
Dusk55432:

.God i almost died .

*Quote from text*

squirtle squirtle squirt squirty squirt squirtle OBAMA squirtle
Authoress on Fire chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
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MAN, YOU'RE A GENIUS. SQUIRTLE, THEY ARE SO SMART, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM!
akanewrites chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
Simply amazing. This is probably one of the best pieces of literature out there. To think that poor Squirtle had to endure all of those trials...you should make a sequel.

Sincerely,

JujuQue
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