Reviews for How it Would Have Ended
clairesque chapter 1 . 12/9/2013
This whole thing is awesome. I don't even have a favorite part; all of it is hilariously dramatic.
Little Miss Thalia Grace chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
This was amazing!
I don't know why but I just started absolutely dying of laughter when Molly said "Not my daughter. You bitch."
I don't know why, but that was probably my favorite line in this.
You did a great job! :D

hervissa chapter 1 . 12/16/2012
I laughed tooooooo hard at this :DDDDD It's awesome! ..if I wrote DH part 2, Bellatrix and Voldy would stop trying to kill Hrary and leave to honeymoon at Hawaii and no one would have to die...except Pettigrew, I don't like him xD
DobbyLovesSocks chapter 1 . 11/6/2012
I'm literally laughing out loud. That was... simply brilliant. So funny, and well done. Loved it!
kci47 chapter 1 . 6/13/2012
Oh my goodness, so many funny things. I would like for you to rewrite all the movies in this manner, mmkay?

""Luna Lovegood!" he said loudly, "leave Neville Longbottom! Never meet anyone named Rolf Scamander! Marry me!" He kissed her deeply."

I love the complete random assertiveness with which he just yells out LUNA LOVEGOOD!

"Hermione strode over to Ginny, who looked more surprised than she had in the past three years."

Haha, the past three years...poor Ginny. Never surprised any more.

"Could I have my wife back, please?" "Do I know you from somewhere?" Bellatrix asked, tilting her head. "Yes. Our wedding. I'm your husband, remember?"

Do I know you...oh man, I was laughing so hard. Excellent little story!
Armontentia chapter 1 . 2/18/2012
i really enjoyed this :3 i barely ever ready crackfics, but this has made me think i should...
Chloe chapter 1 . 12/31/2011
Druna :)
Sia the alchemist chapter 1 . 11/22/2011
the perfect ending, I just wish you hadn't given the hermione-ginny slash away in the description because it was probably the best part :P
fin du globe chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
In terms of crackfic, this is certainly good crackfic! Haha! I love it! Made me laugh (which is what good crackfic does). And yes, that part where the Dark Lord hugs Malfoy is so incredibly awkward, when I saw that scene, I pictured Malfoy saying something like, "Oh... Sorry, I don't swing that way", but I like the over-dramatic-ness (don't think there's such a word) of Malfoy's reaction! And the "Never meet anyone named Rolf Scamander!" sent me reeling with laughter. Then the "Can I have my wife back, please?" and "Do I know you from somewhere?" that was totally... OW! MY GUT! hilarious. And the best part was Molly Weasley's "Oh, not my daughter. You bitch!", 'cos that's what she totally says in the original! The plot is completely, randomly, crackily, hilarious! It works! Great job!
laurenalyoung chapter 1 . 11/13/2011
I enjoyed that :) Well done!
reallyhatebananas chapter 1 . 11/9/2011
... I love you. Really :)
Tempestt Londyn chapter 1 . 11/6/2011
Gamma, I literally "LOL'd" at this.

Bella tells the truth, regardless. "But you couldn't do it!"

And poor, poor Rodolphus begging to have her to himself...

The dagger, though..."You don't like kissing me because of my teeth ?"...Jesus.

Wonderful job!
obsessivegirl73 chapter 1 . 11/6/2011
Lololol that was awesome. XP hilarious. When I saw the comment on the thread about JKR being Tara I thought you were going to incorporate that somehow but apparently not. Still great anyways! :D awesome job! XD
Guest chapter 1 . 11/6/2011