Reviews for c r y i n g blood
FreeToLive603 chapter 1 . 1/6/2012
I just died. SO FREAKING HILARIOUS, LOL.
seemslikeaporno chapter 1 . 12/23/2011
I'M CRYING.

This is so hilariously bad. And the stylistic thing is so, so true, especially for this particular fandom, which is why it's so funny. I think I'll marry you for writing this, tbh. I was laughing a as a SUPERNOVA.

(Yeah, I'll leave the funny stylistic junk to you, as I am not hilarious.)
Skandar-Loves-Redvines chapter 1 . 12/21/2011
Babe, I couldn't even read this.

Which means you have succeeded.

Do it again, and face the risk of my going completely blind.

Nice work.

-Dri
folie a plusieurs chapter 1 . 12/3/2011
lol omg mad i love this. :D

expecially the end

"the freaking end" idek why but it amused me okay.

;D

lovely job, love :D
gote chapter 1 . 11/29/2011
MAD, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I was casually just laughing the whole way through. Hearing everything with a ridiculous overdramatic echo (like this bit: She can feel ANDRÉ's (hand) o {it's warm}) just added to it. ;D But, like, this is funny because of what it's making fun of, but it's also funny in itself. Like, legitimately clever and humourous. Well done, gurl. ;D I enjoyed it a lot.
stilessttilinski chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
do you have a problem

omg

i cannot

dis is some rl shite

i luv it

-jenny
lonely hands chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
omg lolwhut

this is awesome ngl

scarred for life yay
Jeremy Shane chapter 1 . 11/27/2011
Hood Story
sdahcs chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
lmao this is great. I hate those type of fics
XOTWOD chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
Perfect representation of these little girls writing fic and thinking it's cool to write like this.
make me believe in this silenc chapter 1 . 11/25/2011
Giggling, bro. I be giggling. So so much. Giggle. Giggle. Giggle.
greyrooms chapter 1 . 11/25/2011
LOL OH GOD, this was painful to read. which of course i mean in the best way possible :D

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